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Fuck it, the TiB Weekly Drunk Thread [06/18/2010]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by CharlesJohnson, Jun 18, 2010.

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  1. taste_my_rainbow

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    Buying underwear for my dad falls under the "that's fucking creepy" heading.

    I bought my dad a couple pair of khaki shorts and my brother gave him a bag of weed before the parents went to the mountains camping. My brother and I are taking our grandfather to the beach fishing. He will be 81 in September and might not be able to do a trip like that for much longer.
     
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    Just think, in a couple decades you'll need new underwear every month, it'll like twelve Father's Days a year!
     
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    I'm assuming that's what you wife gets you not your kids. If so, you're getting jilted. Shouldn't it be more along the lines of sex and a steak?

    It's Friday, my Boss is out of the office and...oh my God, what's that thing in the sky?!! I think it's called the sun!
     
  4. taste_my_rainbow

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    I wish the sun would go away... I just watched the 7 day forecast and the lowest high is 92. Add some NC humidity and you've got a perfectly miserable day.
     
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    22 years of marriage, more like a blown kiss and a hamburger.
     
  6. taste_my_rainbow

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    I say get her drunk and persuade her to do some freaky shit.
     
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    Just get her tipsy, you can have your way with her while you eat the burger. Win win.

    EDIT: I didn't see TMRs post prior to submitting mine. Nice to know we women think alike.
     
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    Another possible scenario. If that's your thing...
     
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    You've been married three fewer years than I've been alive. How's that for some fucked up math?
     
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    BF he's been married longer than many members have been alive. Trumped.
     
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    Same here. I get to be in an outdoor wedding at 4 tomorrow. We start taking pics for the wedding at noon.

    Noon to 4 pm. In GA in June. In unseasonably hot (96 high) temps. I think the heat index is around 105. There's gonna be some sweatin' goin' on.

    Still beats the fuck out of the cold.
     
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    What kind of sick angle are you mods working here?

    Drunk thread juxtaposed to the ask an Alcoholic thread? That's just cruel. You know someone's going to get shitty and click on that thread expecting the usual weekend debauchery. Should be an entertaining follow up come Monday...

    Hopefully I can cut outta here by like 3:30, head home and crack a cold one. Finish getting the bike back together (new rubber and brakes!) and maybe fire up the grill tonight. If the weather holds tomorrow a trip up to the beach might be in order. Summertime, and the living's easy
     
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    Didn't you know? That's how we do it.
     
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    We have made up a drink I suggest everyone try.

    Two or three shots Tito's vodka

    A pour of berry propel

    A pour of Roses Mojito mix.

    We call it the "ambush"

    It's great and refreshing.
     
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    Three day weekend my friends. Thirty six cans of beer, plenty of smokes and a shit load of curry to see me through (until tomorrow night at least). Also, the house to myself for the first time in forever-I believe I shall watch a movie on this here satellite tv, and then later check out what interesting new things the colourful ladies of the internet are doing.

    For the simple folk, that means drink, eat and smoke until I throw up my own skeleton, and then put on a pay-per-view movie that I will have every intention of watching until I realise that I can watch Gia Paloma get violated in obscene ways whilst making noises like a Harp-seal giving birth.
     
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    I really hate women right now. And every time this happens, I come back to two amazing, amazing quotations.

    "Sometimes I wonder if all women are this difficult. Then I think, 'My god, wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?'"-Stewie, Family Guy

    and

    "I'm just going by looks now. There's no way to tell what they're like on the inside." Which my buddy said after we figured out no amount of trying to get to know a girl would be sufficient to protect us from the absolute shit show when their crazy came out, which it always, always does.
     
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    Rebound weekend! Going down to the beach with a chick I've been talking to for months 'as friends' this weekend to catch a show. The sexual tension is at it's peak now that we're both single, and in desperate need of non-self induced orgasms, it's fuckin' on. My favorite punk/reggae/irish drinking band will be in town and I'm getting laaaaaaaaaaaid! Dear God, I've missed fucking.
     
  18. taste_my_rainbow

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    I'm glad it isn't hard to get laid as a single female.

    Edit: But I'm really happy for you. Self-love does get old after awhile.
     
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    Sweet fuck do I do dumb shit when I'm that drunk.
     
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    Are you referring to the sweet rep you leave people?
     
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