For real? I love short haired girls. Maybe more than long haired. It's like you're making the conversion even if she is straight. Bonus points for shorter than 5'3". I just played redneck bingo. The bar is an anus, but they have $5 pitchers. Fuck it. I would go to Bon Jovi karaoke at the dude-fisting club for cheap pitchers. I won a free round playing bingo. FUCKING BINGO. There were my pals in there, a bunch of rednecks, and this elderly woman with the q-tip hair who stuck out even more than the people who shampoo.