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Fuck it, the Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jun 23, 2011.

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  1. Beefy Phil

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    Smegma is a natural lubricant/cock moistener. See how well your rationale goes over with a girl when you tell her it's the "way you are".
     
    #81 Beefy Phil, Jun 23, 2011
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    I'm doing the exact same thing. Except I don't have a boyfriend, nobody's taking me out to dinner, it's not my brithday, and to be "pre-gaming" you have to be expecting to go somewhere.
     
    #82 ghettoastronaut, Jun 23, 2011
  3. hooker

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    See? Some people appreciate me for something other than my tits.
     
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    I'm assuming you're still in Rochester, NY? I was there for one day and I considered it.

    Holy crap, I just realized you post WORDS.
     
    #84 Frank, Jun 23, 2011
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    This ones for you dixiebandit.

    Fap fap fap...
     
    #85 Juice, Jun 23, 2011
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    I would totally flash my junk outside a Cracker Barrel.


    I'd walk up to two old women playing checkers in their rocking chairs and I'd whip it out, slam it down on the board, and fuck their game up.
     
    #86 scotchcrotch, Jun 23, 2011
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    Please, gentlemen. Enough with the bush. UGH.
     
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  8. hooker

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    My eyes are vomiting.
     
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    Who's in the what now?

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    The clones are planted.

    Looking forward to harvest.
     
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    I post words. And boobs.


    But mostly boobs.

    That makes me special and smart, right?
     
    #91 hooker, Jun 23, 2011
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    Jesus, dixie, are those fucking white pubes on Bettie Page's twat?

    And hell, I get the whole "if there's grass on the field..." thing, but please note that most people MOW THEIR FUCKING LAWNS. Sweet Jesus man, I need therapy now.
     
    #92 StayFrosty, Jun 23, 2011
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    In related news; Dixie, have you ever spent a week among people who have engaged in vigorous and demanding physical activity, not showered, not changed their clothes, and not slept beyond the minimum of physiological demands? I have. That's humans "the way they are" without such synthetic interventions as soap or laundry or technology or leisure. It's natural, but it ain't pretty.
     
    #93 ghettoastronaut, Jun 23, 2011
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    I hooked up with a girl who had a full set of pubes a while back. Shaved legs, but amazon pubes. It made her look really, really young. The last time I saw someone with ungroomed pubes was highschool.
     
    #94 scootah, Jun 23, 2011
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    Buddy of mine just passed Special Forces selection. He also just found out his girlfriend cheated on him several times while he was gone. His method of dealing with it:

    Changed his Facebook relationship status to 'single' and is letting everything just sort itself out.



    There will be celebrating tomorrow.
     
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    That 16 year old who married that 51 year old actor is an amazing singer:

     
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    Yeungling is disgusting.

    Advertising yourself as "America's Oldest Brewery" isn't a good idea when I can taste the metal in your tap water from America's oldest pipes.
     
    #97 scotchcrotch, Jun 23, 2011
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    Aggh the horror! My computer froze a few seconds into the song but the music kept playing. It was awful.
     
    #98 ec88, Jun 23, 2011
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    Even better, a full length song for the troops!

     
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    What the fuck is wrong with you?


    When I was in line at the bank, I thought of the perfect caption for that orgams-from-Jesus video that I posted earlier: "After her experience at Church, Sally couldn't wait for the second cumming."

    Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, try the veal.
     
    #100 MoreCowbell, Jun 23, 2011
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