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Fuck it, the Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jun 23, 2011.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Mr. Toast

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    I would have said "dominate your shit", but to-MAY-to, to-MAH-to.
     
    #1 Nettdata, Jun 23, 2011
  2. bewildered

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    So it is Tom Ato?
     
    #2 bewildered, Jun 23, 2011
  3. Nettdata

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    I'd say he's versatile.
     
    #3 Nettdata, Jun 23, 2011
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    Scootah!!!
     
    #5 bewildered, Jun 23, 2011
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    So, rather than a banhammer, we get the banpaddle? I think I could be down with this...

    Congrats Scootah!
     
    #6 Angel_1756, Jun 23, 2011
  7. Nettdata

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    How can you look at that and not think it was Nom?
     
    #7 Nettdata, Jun 23, 2011
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    .............. ANARCHY! ANARCHY!*

    THIS IS EGREGIOUS!

    *I don't even know what that means, but I love it!
     
    #8 Blue Dog, Jun 23, 2011
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    I just looked under "Global moderators."

    Easy Cheesy.
     
    #9 bewildered, Jun 23, 2011
  10. Nettdata

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    THIS, I would think of Scootah:
     

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  11. Nettdata

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    We just don't take you seriously now that your posts are, you know, understandable.
     
    #11 Nettdata, Jun 23, 2011
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    You candy-butted, car thieving so's and so's, I curse your name!*

    *Go back home, an' mind yo paw!"
     
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    BLUE DOG!!!!!! :D
     
    #13 Nettdata, Jun 23, 2011
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    "Choot'em Troy! Choot'em!"
     
    #14 Now Slappy, Jun 23, 2011
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    You can probably blame that on the fact that because I live with a Messican, I have to be pretty literal and direct with everything I say, or it kinda goes over her head. I love her to death, but I'll tell you this as well, those little things that DON'T translate as well make my day sometimes.

    And now, ANOTHER GREAT MOMENT IN "LIVING WITH A MESS-I-CAN" HISTORY!

    (Watching an Anthony Bourdain episode where they slaughter a pig)

    The Wife: Awwww, that eess so sad! I think dee pork eess so cute!
    Me: Yeah... Cute and delicious.
    The Wife: But why do they have to keeeell dee pork? Eeet is so nice!
    Me: First of all baby, the animal is called a "pig". "Pork" is the meat product of the pig.
    The Wife:..............................
    Me: You know, just like a "cow" is made of "beef"?
    The Wife:..............................
    Me: As in- "The pig goes 'oink oink'", and Tacos Al Pastor are made from pork?
    The Wife:..............................
    Me: Baby, you REALLY didn't know this?
    The Wife:.............................. *Light Bulb finally clicks*.....AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT EESS SO FUNNY! DEE PIG AND DEE PORK AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Me: Is this really my life?

    I don't know why, but that simple realization was the funniest thing in the world to her. WHICH was the funniest part to me.
     
    #15 Blue Dog, Jun 23, 2011
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    Have I missed the story in when you explained how the hell ya'll got together?
     
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    I like that he eventually has to relate everything to tacos.
     
    #17 Nom Chompsky, Jun 23, 2011
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    I'm pretty sure that's their currency, right? Eight tacos equal roughly a nickle--depending on the strength of the Yen.
     
    #18 effinshenanigans, Jun 23, 2011
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    YAY congrats Scootah!!!1!! ^_^_^_^_^_^

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    #19 Juice, Jun 23, 2011
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    Re: our new mod. Just remember: HE'S the Sexy Stud and the donkey is Kinky Kelly.
     
    #20 DrFrylock, Jun 23, 2011
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