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Friday the 13th Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by The Village Idiot, Mar 13, 2015.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    He was a better Gene Kranz than the actual Gene Kranz.
     
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    Don't they have to pay for that star themselves?

    I just rewatched History of Violence. Ed Harris, Viggo Mortensen, and William Hurt. Three old fuckers just chewing the fuck out of every scene and owning it. Reminds me of Appaloosa where those two are these bitter, crotchety fucks killing every goddamn person they meet. "Feelings get you killed." This is how badass the movie is, THAT IS THE TAG LINE.

    Last night we were talking about actors with balls and talent. I weep for the future of movies. It'll be Michael Fassbender in a vintage sports car trying to fit 50 models in there like a clown car. There is nobody else in that age range who isn't a pussy. Daniel Craig is pushing 50 soon.

    Ed Harris also looks fucking weird with hair. Why is he dancing?! Stop dancing it's too fucking weird.

     
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    Fuck getting older (I know I'm not old yet which I'm sure the old guys will remind me). But its nearly 10 and all I want to do is go to sleep. I really despise going to sleep before 1, not sure why. Wanting to fall asleep this early is simply unacceptable.
     
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    The Chamber of Commerce or whomever maintains it, requires the $30k be paid by someone. That someone is usually the organization that nominated the star for consideration and eventual inclusion. It's usually the fan club or similar organization.
     
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    Re: Friday the 13th Drunk Thread

    I still dig this little girl's playing, not to mention her obvious enthusiasm for being on stage.

    She's one hell of a guitar player, especially playing blues licks. She was probably an old black man in a previous life.

    Or maybe not.

    Whatever. She's good and it's actually a pretty good song.

     
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    History of Violence in one of my favourite films of the past decade. The title alone tweaks your mind and goddamn does it live up to it. As much as I love Viggo and Ed, William Hurt walked off with that film and he did it in one scene. Eight minutes on screen and an Oscar Nom for the role, I couldn't recommend it more to those who haven't seen it yet.

    And dat nose-break scene tho. That sent shockwaves up my spine and gave me Babadook-level night terrors. David Cronenberg has not one shy bone in his body, not one pandering thought in his twisted mind. Fuck. ME.
     
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    Re: Friday the 13th Drunk Thread

    She is so great. Always with that painted-on smile, she loves to play and play she fucking does.
     
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    Yeah, except I don't think it's a painted on smile. That's actual joy of being on stage and playing. I miss having that enthusiasm for music, or anything for that matter.
     
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    Re: Jason? Is that you?

    Wait, what is wrong with this picture? Is that a mini penis or does she have three labias? Labiuus? Labaees? I'm so confused. And yes, I'm drunk. Remember when the drunk thread had drunk people?
     
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    Re: Jason? Is that you?

    More drunk people and labia are hereby formally requested!
     
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    Re: Jason? Is that you?

    If they can do triple boobs in Total Recall, they can do triple labia, right? I think it's just a crease, and she's squishing everything together. I'd be willing to inspect it personally, but SHE WON'T EVEN RESPOND to my emails.
     
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    Since Saint Paddy's day is in the middle of the week would the weekend celebration be this weekend of next?
     
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    I think the only safe option is to celebrate it on both weekends.
     
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    Yup.
     
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    Agreed. Do we have a quorum? I think that passes by consensus. Aye.

    I expect lots of green and titties flying all over the place. Get to it, ladies. You know the way to the permanent threads.

    We had a big St Patrick's Day party in college, where me made bullfrogs and drank green beer all weekend. I took a green dump on Monday.
     
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    I knew that'd be the answer. Ive got an interview Monday and I seriously can't afford to be stuck with a two day hangover if I get piss ass drunk tonight. Fuck getting old.
     
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    Our new arrival, Lola. If you are fortunate enough to pass her muster, she MIGHT allow you to directly address her as Dame Lola Glouchestershireton III of Brethingham.
     

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    "Can't you just call me Spot? The other dogs are going to make fun of me..."
     
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    Our cat has never met a dog before. She is omitting the horrible I'm-going-to-kill-you-in-your-sleep growl that only a cat can do.

    And now the dog and cat are living together.

    MASS HYSTERIA!!!!!!
     
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