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Friday the 13th Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by The Village Idiot, Mar 13, 2015.

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  1. Danger Boy

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    Re: More of each, please

    No, that's just her age. You sick bastard.
     
    #181 Danger Boy, Mar 17, 2015
  2. CharlesJohnson

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    I'm on my second guinness and fuck it I'm going downtown to see what kind of trouble I can get into.

    #SPRINGBRAAAAAAAKE! #TUCKARMAX DRUUUNK!

    I often wonder if I will be doing this when I'm 40. I will be the saddest middle aged man ever.
     
    #182 CharlesJohnson, Mar 17, 2015
  3. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Not likely, I'm currently the World Champ, and you have a loooooooong way to go before you even can step in the ring with me to try to take my title.

    Bitch.
     
    #183 The Village Idiot, Mar 17, 2015
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    Is there serious competition for such a title?
     
    #184 CanisDirus, Mar 17, 2015
  5. Crown Royal

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    A basset hound puppy's howl is the saddest song ever written.
     
    #185 Crown Royal, Mar 17, 2015
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    Can you please take video of her learning to howl? That is one of my favorite subcategories of cute animal videos ever.
     
    #186 audreymonroe, Mar 17, 2015
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    The last foster dog I had would howl quietly. It was like he was crying. Shit broke my heart. We worked with him a long time and he finally came around to being social and having confidence though.

    In other news I was planning to cut back drinking just to save a little money and today I get a surprise 5% raise. It's like the universe wants me to drink.
     
    #187 CarbonCopy, Mar 18, 2015
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