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Friday the 13th Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by The Village Idiot, Mar 13, 2015.

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    This week's theme?

    Tits, ass, booze, and all the good stuff that comes from being naked with a member of the opposite (or same, if that's your thing) sex.

    Fucking go.

    Edit: Yes, bump.

    SGEDIT: Added to title.
     
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    Re: Friday the 13th Drunk Thread

     

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    Re: Friday the 13th Drunk Thread

    Or we can talk about how awesome this is:



    This is probably my favorite song.
     
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    Jason? Is that you?

    So, our theme is tits, ass . . . legs? I can get behind that.

    She's got nice legs, but mostly I'm posting this for 'funball because she loves it when sexy girls pose with their mouth open.


    Same lovely lady, showing off her legs. She just happens to be also showing off most everything else.
     

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    Re: Friday the 13th Drunk Thread

    Jeopardy had the worst episode ever last night. Only one person made it to the final, and she got the goddamn question wrong.

    The look on Stephanie's face is gold. Her tears must be delicious, but I'd be scared of catching that kind of stupid. If you don't have anything better than a lame guess to the question, don't fucking answer. Maybe she can get a co-hosting gig with Wolf Blitzer.

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    Re: Friday the 13th Drunk Thread

    Jeopardy is the only game show I ever loved, and watching Andy Richter absolutely humiliate Wolf Blitzer on the celebrity edition was orgasmic. You would think a "worldly" network reporter would have more knowledge than Conan's sidekick, but all he demonstrated is what utter dipshits CNN has working for them and Richter showed who REALLY is well-read and knowledgable.

    Could you imagine if Rick Sanchez or S.E Cupp was a contestant? Jesus Christ.



    ...in my day, we referred to that as a "Royal Ass-Kicking".
     

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    Suck it, Trebek.

    What is, you forgot tits, ass, booze or legs?
     
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    Re: Friday the 13th Drunk Thread

    I've tried out online to be a contestant. I want to be on that show so bad. It makes me wonder what happened to their screening process, because this is embarrassing for everyone involved.

    However, last week someone absolutely owned the Prussian History category. Who the fuck knows that shit? I don't even know where Prussia was. Cool hats, though, bruh.

    Andy Richter is the best. What people forget is some of these comedians are all highly educated. Richter did Columbia Chicago, Conan came from Harvard. All of the Monty Python guys are Oxford alums. Chapman actually was a certified physician, Terry Jones has written hard history books and BBC history programming. Which makes it even funnier when the face of CNN can't even answer current event questions correctly.

    Oh, right, titties and bbq.

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    SGEDIT: You hide the nice tits, but leave that ass hanging out there, bumps and whatever else she's got going on and all? For shame. BTW, the WDT's are always NSFW. No need for NSFW tags at all, unless it's to cover up some gross. As in this case.
     
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    Lone Wolf

    Ken Jeong, Mr. Chow in The Hangover movies, and Chang on Community? Did his internal residency in New Orleans after undergrad at Duke and medical school at UNC.
     
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    Re: Friday the 13th Drunk Thread

    Tomorrow is March 14th which I have been reminded is "Steak and a Blowjob" day. All you wives and girlfriends it is payback time for all the attention your Boyfriend/Husband showed you 28 days ago on Valentine's day.
     
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    Re: Lone Wolf

    He actually practiced medicine in LA for awhile before he got his break. Kind of hilarious. Other comedians are waiting tables, being valets, etc.. while grinding out a name for themselves. He was making six figures as a GP in between his open mics.
     
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    Re: Friday the 13th Drunk Thread

    It is also Pi day, and this year is interesting because, 3.141592653 is March 14/ 15, 9:26:53.
     
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    Re: Lone Wolf

    Dolph Lundgren may be the smartest living actor alive. People don't believe it until they look it up. He has a masters in chemical engineering and was given Fulbright for M.I.T. At the same time he nearly won the world karate championships while only a green belt and instead became a bodyguard for Grace Jones. We'll always thank him for being Drago, Red Scorpion and He-Man but that's a waste of a beautiful mind if you ask me.

    Oh, and the first Punisher movie where he played Frank Castle sucked the least of the three. I know!
     
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    Re: Lone Wolf

    Until he became famous and needed a bodyguard himself. One time that bodyguard was me. Seriously. It was my job to protect HIM. Ha.

    Another strange assignment I had around that time was Marvin Hagler.

    I mean, I get it that kooks are out there and will assault a celebrity just because and my basic function was to prevent that from happening, but it still struck me as ludicrous.
     
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    Re: Friday the 13th Drunk Thread

    A number that significant should have come with its own end-of-the-world panic.
     
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    Re: Lone Wolf

    Lundgren is a third fucking Dan. What were you, a bullet shield in case somebody wanted a blood refund for Showdown In Little Tokyo?

    Dude wore human ears around his neck, bro. That guy PROTECTS his protectors.
     
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    I could eat some pi

    I may or may not have ordered this shirt.

    Fine. I ordered it.
     
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    And the winner for sexy bitch of the month goes to to this fine lady. Doesn't she just scream sex appeal?
     

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    Re: Friday the 13th Drunk Thread

    Their screening process is actually a rating process. They put out people on a scale, and when they start a new cycle they pick 3 people from the bottom group. Then they pull people at random as they work their way up the scale. That's why it seems like sometimes the questions are a lot harder than other episodes.

    It only works because you're writing it in a strange way. The ISO standard way to write that date/time is 2015-03-14 09:26:53, which is less interesting
     
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    Chicken pot, French silk . . .

    Well, great. Now I'm not going to wear the shirt. But, I'm still going to eat pie.
     
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