One week from today is Black Friday, when American citizens everywhere gather together to celebrate brotherhood by killing each other over Blue-Ray players. There's a Target within walking distance from my house, so with the requirement of finding parking negated, I'm considering a descent into the maelstrom to see what they've got. Focus: What are your Black Friday plans? Camping out in front of your local Best Buy? Or barricading your front doors and windows? Alt. Focus: Tell your best story of the time you braved the crowds and survived.