This thread is disappointingly slow tonight. I'm on my third whiskey and applejack apple juice hot drink put in the microwave to make warm beverage. You know I'm not even sure what abhorrent sexual behavior is anymore. Shit maybe. I can't imagine anyone getting turned on by shit. Pee is ok, but not crap. The internet has absolutely ruined me. I can't get off unless I'm watching a Brazilian midget with a lazy eye take a DP from 2 black dudes while whistling "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits. Every fetish has been done. As Palahniuk said (paraphrasing), "if you've thought of it, someone has fucked to it." Taboo only goes so far as how easy is it to clean out of my chest hair. NSFW No idea what's going on here. So let's naked yoga: NSFW NSFW
The man sounds wirey and fiery. He must have a bug up his ass about somebody on this board that he wants to throw a power play on. Somebody's going to be allowed to drop-kick a hornet's nest. Pip-pip!
Ok, so I got a cheap ass airsoft pistol and a container of glow-in-the-dark pellet ammo because they were both on sale. The pistol is terribly inaccurate, unless shot from point-blank range as I unfortunately found out first hand. Regardless, the glow-in-the-dark shit works. They're called "tracers," and when fired they look legit. Now, the wildlife around our ranch is real used to cars because they see us so often. When I'm walking outside or driving they don't run away, just look at me. Not walk up to get fed or pet, but they don't run either. Cue me going joy riding, recklessly and inaccurately shooting glow-in-the-dark BBs at them out the window of my car. They were extraordinarily confused. Didn't hit any, but it was funny as shit.
So I had sex with a horny girlfriend and then made pizza with buffalo milk bocconcini. So good was the bocconcini, I am somewhat unsure which one was better.
I just dropped $438 on dinner - including a very tasty and rare 1996 rose Perignon, and got a half assed knob job in the cab on the way home. I know which one was better, and it just passed through my kidneys. Fuck this life. .
Roommate's birthday theme is "not so trendy," so I went to Value Village today and picked up this tasty item:
That requires, no... DEMANDS acid wash jeans and a fake gold chain over the top. Score some high tops and you're laughing.
Dump her? I'm doing one better. I am moving 150 miles away next Friday and I am not going to tell her. Delete from Facebook? Never had one. Hit the gym? Eh. I am in shape. Round is a shape, right?
Flynn. You'll be in like Flynn. As in the womanizing drunk actor Errol Flynn: <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Errol_Flynn" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Errol_Flynn</a>
That corresponds with nothing I've seen in any anatomy textbook, or learned in any of my Biology courses. Three options: 1) She's a freak of nature 2) photoshop 3) her and her ilk built the pyramids
Maybe removing all her organs is her fetish. Although I never understood one-off fetishes like nullification and such. How are you supposed to enjoy sex once you've run out of limbs to remove?
Umm.........Jason Williams and his limo drivers family 100% agree with you. The limo driver is understandably mute on the subject.
No way, I can even do that same thing. It's not that hard if you can suck in your stomach. Anyway, I'm hopin' to get my dick rewet with the girl from last weekend. If not, I mean oh well that's unfortunate, but it'd be nice cuz she's a cool one. K so that was a little gay FUCK BITCHES I'M HAVIN' SEX WITH THE WORLD TONIGHT