Oh my god, pounding headache and I didn't even drink last night. This is probably the hangover I should have gotten from Wednesday night. The only things my body will accept for nourishment is Campbell's chicken noodle soup (the plain one with no veggies or other crap) and Propel fitness water. Happy fucking Friday. And if for some reason I'm the 300th poster the Bieber tag line stays!
Casting and filming for a Russian version of Jersey Shore, called Brighton Beach, is happening right now. God, I hope some network picks that up. Think about it; Adidas track suits, gold chains, excessive vodka, leather jackets, 3 year old techno music... explain to me again how Russians are different from Guidos? Must be the tans.
I'm in the same boat as you, a chick could be paperbag cute but if she's covered in tattoos and has more piercings than me, I'm all over her (unless she weights more than me). It's unfortunate that most of the chicks here in Edmonton don't have much in the way of tattoos, if they do they're one of several things: Taken, fat, dumb as a rock or one of those greaser looking chicks. I'll post tattoo chicks later, seeing as I'm at work. In other news: KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY TOMORROW!!!
... the fist pumps them? But as a serious response, you'd see far more drinking. Like, far more. It would go from Jersey Shore being a show to make me feel better about myself in a general sense to being like Intervention. A show that exists as a high-water mark to really prove you aren't an alcoholic. In unrelated news, I'm finding the current season of Jersey Shore far superior to last season's, though that isn't saying much. They almost seem like real people this time around. Except for spiky hair guy. He is just thoroughly ridiculous. How does he find the time to have his hair perpetually spiked like that? You've never seen him without his hair spiked. Maybe he's a robot.
If I get number 300 we're going right back to the old one. That being said, y'all will probably have gotten way past 300 by the time I get off work tonight.
Nothing says weird like furries and the women who love them: Spoiler I don't care much either way about tats, but body painting is incredibly hot. NSFW NSFW NSFW
I don't think people need to see interracial, gang bang porn with midgets instead of cocks - I feel like I rape peoples minds enough when I use words.
My brother's girlfriend just broke up with him, so in keeping with the redneck man rules I went out and purchased a bunch of shotgun shells , skeet, and whiskey. We're gonna get drunk tonight and he's gonna fuck shit up. Women cry when they break up with their boyfriend; men use firearms on inanimate objects. When I was in Walmart (yup), I noticed a very inexpensive airsoft gun calling my name on the endcap of the aisle. Given that I had always wanted an airsoft gun, twenty bucks later and I had an airsoft pistol and about 5000 glow in the dark pellets (they were on sale). When I got home, I decided to test the stopping power of the pistol, and figured the best way to accomplish this was by shooting myself point-blank against the bare skin of my leg, thinking that a spring-loaded airsoft pistol could only do so much damage. I now have a rather deep hole in my leg that is bleeding and will undoubtedly scar. Needless to say, it was slightly more powerful than I had anticipated. Whoops.
You don't need to drink too. Just sayin'. 2 hours left, the only plans I have for the weekend revolve around football. Gotta love it.
Air you referring to the airsoft thing? No, I wasn't drunk then. If you're referring to the shotguns thing, well, I've been raised around guns. Gun safety is more ingrained in me than even driving a car (which I don't do drunk). For example, sober or drunk, if someone points a barrel, accidentally or on purpose, at anyone else, their gun holding privileges are revoked. Everyone stands behind the shooter. All guns are unloaded at all times unless the above rules are currently being followed. When you're about to fire, you let EVERYONE fucking know. If someone doesn't know that gun's going off, that's on the shooter. The shooting range is behind my house, and accordingly everything is ultimately on me. For whatever reason (like they're too drunk/being unsafe), at my discretion, I can and will tell someone they're done shooting; no arguments, or they're not going back out there. Ever. Additionally, my wife, who doesn't like to drink as much as we do, is usually out their with us/if she isn't, she's aware. Her opinion trumps mine. If she says we're not shooting, we're not shooting. I don't condone booze and firearms in most conditions, but under the right circumstances, it can be safe. And fun.
You know you have just described at least half the young male population of Russia there, as well as most ex-patriots? Hell, I'm wearing a gold chain right now and have several leather jackets (all given as gifts by my family!) sitting in my closet. And I occasionally wore track suits when I was younger. The only part that doesn't apply is the techno music, but that isn't a part of the usual stereotype, either. Anyways, I don't watch Jersey Shore, but I would ABSOLUTELY watch a "Russian version". The cast would be way funnier and more entertaining, the women would be much hotter, the fights would be more frequent and brutal, and the "drinking and partying" would be on an entirely different level. The only fear is that since this would be on US television and soil, they would do a poor job picking among potential contestants, and censor out too much of the awesomeness.
Right. Wrong. Fuck it, lets get bendy. NSFW NSFW And the hottest one yet. Fuck me. NSFW It's shit outside so I'm spending the night with my friends Bushmills, Applejack, and hot apple cider.
My brother used to wear a gold chain, still wears track suits, and every man in my family owns a black leather jacket. Although I had to throw mine away because a girl puked all over it and I couldn't get the smell out. I have to disagree with you disagreeing about the techno. Russians love techno, especially house music. I was visiting some family in St. Petersburg a few months ago and all the clubs were playing year old techno, and everyone was loving it. And yes, I would absolutely watch the show. Every episode would feature a bare-knuckle beat-down.
I just sold a stock for $50 more than I originally thought I would and also threw a marketing idea into the mix- I actually increased the price by $60 but offered to drop it to 50 provided the customer sent me a review complete with a test target and photos. He took me up on the offer, so we'll see how this goes. I believe positive feedback from customers will be a tremendous help in building my credibility and awareness. Work was a bitch today... 8 am to 6:45 pm in the warehouse- we're changing inventories, so of course they'll make me work in there when I don't have much to do. At least I got to split a 12-pack with the warehouse manager during the day. Sure makes packing stuff suck less.
I would try to go for the 300th post, but 1. I'm not really creative enough to come up with a good tag line, and b....Who would I ban? So many choices...