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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Disgustipated, Mar 15, 2010.

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  1. lust4life

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    You know why she moved to NJ?

    She didn't fit in Delaware anymore.
     
    #21 lust4life, Mar 15, 2010
  2. goodfornothing

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    Wow, what a bargain, $15 / month to watch her eat!

    I like her wishlist:

    She's teasing me!

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    #22 goodfornothing, Mar 15, 2010
  3. deltabelle

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    Not surprised by this. At all. There's a whole fetish based around obesity, as well as people who get off on gaining weight for their partner (or themselves), and others who get off on feeding a partner in excess. It sounds like this is mostly based on her husband's fetish.

    Here's the wikipedia article about it (don't worry- no pictures, but you might not want to have "fat fetishism" show up on your work computer if you're reading this there):
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_fetishism

    If Nikki or Scootah are around, I'd be interested to hear if they've ever run into this.
     
    #23 deltabelle, Mar 15, 2010
  4. scotchcrotch

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    She just added an update, she's going to broadcast her colonoscopy on all Imax screens. It's going to last 10 hours.
     
    #24 scotchcrotch, Mar 15, 2010
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    What's going to happen when she reaches her goal weight? Does her husband have to clean her? I would imagine that he could use her pannus as a blanket and if he were so inclined, he could bring some chips to bed because she has natural queso dip growing in her folds.

    Id like to meet the doctor who gave her that c-section. Like trying to find a baby in a kiddie pool of vanilla pudding.
     
    #25 xrayvision, Mar 15, 2010
  6. Dcc001

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    We know who's going to play Jabba the Hut in the next Star Wars movie. It will save them a TON of money on CGI, and I suspect that she'll simply work for food.

    Come to think of it...maybe CGI would be cheaper...
     
    #26 Dcc001, Mar 15, 2010
  7. Maltob14

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    I don't know about you guys but if someone wants to pay $15 to watch me eat a sandwich I'm down. PM me if you're interested. This weeks special: No shirt with ketchup covered nipples.

    Fuck your morals.
     
    #27 Maltob14, Mar 15, 2010
  8. Euphonious

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    I bet it smells like a Moroccan village.

    I can't wait....a human neutron star about to collapse in on itself and tear the space-time continuum like a fast food wraper. Poetic.
     
    #28 Euphonious, Mar 15, 2010
  9. shegirl

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    So you're going to be Chaters whore by helping him with the site fees this way then. That's so nice of you.
     
    #29 shegirl, Mar 15, 2010
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    I don't get fat fetishism. She doesn't even remotely resemble a human form. I can understand in some cultures being attracted to a more filled out form, the whole "she must be from wealth thing".

    But then you have her. Nothing about her but the fact she has a human face implies human.



    Also she must take the biggest shits ever, and I bet she can't wipe herself.

    Her husband used to be white.
     
    #30 kuhjäger, Mar 15, 2010
  11. shegirl

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    Uh huh, well all I'll say is I don't want to know who's licking that ketchup off his hairy man nips.
     
    #31 shegirl, Mar 15, 2010
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    She needs about 26 more nipples.
     
    #32 LessTalk MoreStab, Mar 15, 2010
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    You wont have to know who, it's like a glory hole... for nipples. Mod discount $14.99 Come oooonnnnnnnnnnn
     
    #33 Maltob14, Mar 15, 2010
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    How many more pounds until you think she gets poached for ivory?
     
    #34 SaintBastard, Mar 15, 2010
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    At 68kg I wouldn't have thought he had the strength

    Hey-O!
     
    #35 PeaMan, Mar 15, 2010
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    Oh, looks like I should stop listening to doctors and start listening to 9 year olds who weigh more than me. You can't trust doctors they're all in it for themselves!!!111
     
    #36 ssycko, Mar 15, 2010
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    Three pages in and no one has made mention of the diet Crush she's drinking?! For shame, Idiot Board. For shame.
     

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  18. Rising Sun

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    New Focus: What the fuck is a stone and how many does she need to be before we can call her "Stonehenge"?
     
    #38 Rising Sun, Mar 16, 2010
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    A stone is fourteen pounds.
     
    #39 deltabelle, Mar 16, 2010
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    #40 Stealth, Mar 16, 2010
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