English woman has goal of becoming the world's fattest woman. There's a picture of her there, you have been warned. Just the excerpts from the article are hilarious enough: - Ms Simpson, who wears XXXXXXXL dresses, eats mounds of junk food and tries to move as little as possible. - She already holds the Guinness World Record as the world's fattest mother, when she gave birth in 2007 weighing 240kg. She needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter Jacqueline during a high-risk Caesarean birth. - "I'd love to be 1000lb," she said. "It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down." - Rather than advise her to slim down, her long-term partner Philippe, 49, instead encourages Ms Simpson to eat more... although he himself only weighs 68kg. "I think he'd like it if I was bigger," Ms Simpson said. "He's a real belly man, and completely supports me." FOCUS: What's the dumbest goal you've ever had, and did you reach it?