About half of TV on nowadays is some form of reality TV, in which we get to see people, ostensibly like ourselves, doing things, ostensibly that we might someday do. We have to remember that reality TV isn't a new phenomenon, but it certainly has been on an uptick the last 10 years or so. All of you should be familiar with the game of Fuck, Marry, Kill. This is where you take three people and decide who you would fuck, who you would marry, and who you would kill. Presumably they are of the opposite sex. However, we're going to open up the playing field today to all of reality TV. Since none of us (except maybe scootah) will never get to fuck, marry, or kill a real celebrity, we have to turn to quasi-celebrities from reality TV who we might someday have a shot with. Or at, as it were. Bonus points for good but obscure picks, like "Marry: Officer Kate 'Katie' Wilson from Tulsa, OK in a 1993 episode of COPS..." FOCUS: List your F, M, and K picks from the world of reality TV, one of each. Pics if you can, and please include rationale.