One of my favorite new memes is bachelor frog. I am not quite sure why he is a frog, but he doles out life's wisdom from the perspective of a guy living alone. I will admit to being a little disturbed by how many of his statements I identify with and how many of his tactics I use. The house? Doesn't have to be clean until someone comes over. The dishwasher? It's like a magical dirty dish storage receptacle that turns into a clean dish cabinet after it runs. The washer? Doubles as a hamper. The dryer? Doubles as a dresser, besides which if you leave your clothes in there and run it when you hop in the shower, they will come out warm and mostly wrinkle-free. FOCUS: What is your lifestyle when free of the prying eyes and, let's face it, constant judgment of others? Have any of you changed your living situation (like getting married) and then had to adapt? What was the last bachelor-ism to which you held on?