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Fix My Wii, and I'll blow you... and make you a MOD

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, May 17, 2015.

  1. Nettdata

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    One of our long-time TiBettes has a long and entertaining history of naked Wii bowling after work.

    Sadly, something went wrong, and her Wii cabling isn't working, and now her wall-mounted monster flat-screen TV is nothing more than a paperweight. She is so very sad as she sits there looking at her blinking VCR and blank screen... whatever can be done to help her?

    I jokingly said, "post an add on Craigslist for some 20-something-year-old to come and fix it for a blowjob", and she was all over it.

    So...


    FOCUS: Write a "blowjob if you fix my Wii/TV" Craigslist ad for a TiBette in need.

    EXTRA-FOCUS: The winner will be made a mod.

    You have until end-of-day Monday, PST, and the TiBette in question will choose the one that she likes best. If none are chosen, no bestowment of modhood.

    Verification will be the actual Craigslist a being posted.
     
    #1 Nettdata, May 17, 2015
  2. Queen-Bee

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    I suspect that the tv in question is actually a 12 yr. old, 57" monstrosity, not a flat-screen. And while removing a VCR, it may have caused confusion between the DVD player and the Wii and where those wire thingy's get plugged in. There also might be an issue making the tv just be a tv. If it was me, spending the last 2-3 yrs. staring at this paperweight would start to get frustrating.

    I'm sure glad it's not me...
     
    #2 Queen-Bee, May 17, 2015
  3. ghettoastronaut

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    So, Queen-Bee, I know that it wasn't you, but just in case you ever find yourself in such a predicament, I wrote you a poem:

    There are strange things done in the midnight sun
    By women who like to Wii bowl;
    The TV cables trade secret fables
    In exchange for fellatio;
    The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
    But the queerest they ever will see
    Is the night I'll suck a handsome young buck
    For fixing my broken TV
     
    #3 ghettoastronaut, May 17, 2015
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  4. Juice

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    "Come fix my Wii and I'll suck yo' dick. Beat me at Mario Kart and I'll eat yo' asshole. Bring some Taco Bell and I'll fart in your mouth while spitting in your belly button."
     
    #4 Juice, May 17, 2015
  5. ghettoastronaut

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    Hey I just met you,
    And this is crazy,
    But fix my TV
    And I'll blow you maybe.
     
    #5 ghettoastronaut, May 17, 2015
  6. Flat_Rate

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    Are you a nerd? Play League of Legends? Of course you do. Like blowjobs? Of course you've never had one.

    If you cum fix my gaming setup I'll make you cum in return.

    Or just be straightforward with it.

    Wanted: Man to fix my Wii to TV connection, willing to compensate said repairs with oral sex.

    I am willing to bet you get more response from the second one.
     
    #6 Flat_Rate, May 17, 2015
  7. Revengeofthenerds

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Fix my Wii
    And get a blowjob too
     
    #7 Revengeofthenerds, May 17, 2015
  8. NatCH

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    So this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped, turned upside down.
    And I'd like to take a minute,
    Just sit right there,
    I'll tell you how I'll give you a blowjob if you figure out why my Wii isn't working anymore.

    Thanks in advance!
     
    #8 NatCH, May 17, 2015
  9. Crazy Wolf

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    Title: Fix my Wii for a BJ - w4m (my mouth)

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    Me: naked Wii Bowling enthusiast with technical difficulties
    You: technical adept with moderate standards and negotiable hygiene


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    Title: ❤❤❤Fix my *Wii* for a *BJ*,,,,!!❤❤❤ - w4m (my mouth)

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    Hi my name is Krystall Im lookin for fun with my wii tonite if your down to come fix my Wii Ill suck yours lol hit me at nine 1 one 5 four Zer0 9 one one 6.
     
    #9 Crazy Wolf, May 18, 2015
  10. LongVin

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    Title: Live out your porn fantasy by fixing my Wii

    I need a big, strong nerdy man to come over to my house and fix my broken Wii since I'm just a silly girl who doesn't know what to do. Afterwards, I'll be so overcome with lust and gratitude and I will service you with my mouth while profusely thanking you for your amazing services and staving off my horrid boredom. Then we can play Wii bowling together.
     
    #10 LongVin, May 18, 2015
  11. Misanthropic

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    I'm a woman with a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a wet dream for people like you.
    If you think you can fix my Wii so I can continue my nude bowling tournament, please respond.
    If you fail in this task, that'll be the end of it. But if you do manage to fix it, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will blow you.
     
    #11 Misanthropic, May 18, 2015
  12. ghettoastronaut

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    It's been a productive long weekend here at the astronaut household.

    I used to play Wii after work
    But the cable is being a jerk
    If you fix my TV
    I'll get down on my knees
    And pay with one hell of a perk

    There once was a female idiot
    Who wasn't technology literate
    Her TV went out
    Now she's having a pout
    And will blow any dude who can fix it

    While trying to hook up my Wii
    I broke my fucking TV
    If you're willing to fix her
    I'll pull down your zipper
    And explain why they call me Queen Bee

    In my attempts at naked Wii bowlin'
    I confused silver cables for golden
    If you come to assess
    And you like oral sex
    I'll show you just how deep my throat is

    My TV not working's a bummer,
    It's been like this for two or three summers
    If you come take a look
    By hook or by crook
    I'll give you a wet, sloppy hummer
     
    #12 ghettoastronaut, May 18, 2015
    Last edited: May 18, 2015
  13. Nettdata

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    There once was a TV Repairman from Nantucket...

    Who fixed my TV so I blew him.
     
    #13 Nettdata, May 18, 2015
  14. Puffman

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    Have you young men ever wondered if those stories about older women are true?

    Do you know your way around hooking up Wii and DVDs to a television?

    Here is your chance to do a favor for the hottest cougar around and be rewarded in a way that will have you writing to Penthouse. (ask your parents)
     
    #14 Puffman, May 19, 2015
  15. JoeCanada

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    Broken Wii/TV, urgent!! Help!!

    Hello, I am following to the Women's Guide to Trouble Shooting to fix my broken Wii/TV

    Step 1: Suck dicks until the problem goes away
    Step 2: Congratulations, you are a strong, independent woman!

    Still stuck on step 1, please help!!! [phone number]
     
    #15 JoeCanada, May 19, 2015
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