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#firstworldproblems

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by SaintBastard, Nov 23, 2009.

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  1. travdiddy84

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    (This is a Facebook update for some girl I used to hit on in the dining hall back in college.)

    Genuinely pissed/sad about J. Crew selling out of my boots and therefore canceling my order (followed by three sad faces).

    #firstworldproblem
     
  2. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I'm so pissed my new laptop doesn't have a backlit keyboard. How am I supposed to read the idiot board in bed before falling asleep. I'll have to get up and turn off the light! #first world problem
     
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    I just found out you could feed the third world in a year for what we spend on groceries in a week. I am being way overcharged for my groceries. #firstworldproblem
     
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    Looks like my son is a gay homosexual. Re-education camps are so damned expensive these days, but Jesus is obviously the only option. #firstworldproblem

    I have no pink pills to crush up and snort for finals. How am I supposed to walk around in public with sweaty palms and dried blood around my nose, looking and acting like a total fucking asshole? #firstworldproblem
     
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    I ordered my cheeseburger without pickles, but the idiots at the drive thru forgot. I took them off, but I can still taste the pickle juice! #firstworldproblems

    I am personally offended that a lot of people are watching a bad vampire movie this weekend. #firstworldproblems

    I have multiple allergies #firstworldproblems

    I'm fat. #firstworldproblems

    This one is bad and I'm a bad person for even thinking of it:

    I'm still emotionally scarred from a terrorist attack that happened to people I didn't know, a thousand miles away, and almost a decade ago. #firstworldproblems
     
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    I'm can't believe I'm 25 and still not married.

    My parents always get whole wheat crust when they order pizza.

    Teenagers are immoral and have sex way too young these days.
     
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    Brita filter past it's prime, having to resort to tapwater =( #firstworldproblem

    Didn't make it to Whole Foods in time - tonight's salad contained lettuce of questionable origin #firstworldproblem
     
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    Forgot my Fiji water at home, was forced to drink Sparklets from the office cooler #firstworldproblems

    The valet looked me in the eye when he parked my Porsche. I thought I told daddy to fire him last week #firstworldproblems

    Infomercial on TV showed African kids with flys all over them...GROSS!!!! #fistworldproblems
     
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    My little girl had to play with some boys and they were M-E-X, if you know what I mean.
     
  10. The Village Idiot

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    My son's plane for boarding school was late, so my wife had to wait to start drinking until 11:00 a.m. #firstworldproblems
     
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    Instead of the rant and rave board, I'll post this here:

    I just realized I forgot my stupid cell phone at home, so now I'm stuck without it all day! #firstworldproblems
     
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    I've got an appointment to plan my schedule for next semester so I can't sleep past noon even though I'm on break #firstworldproblems
     
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    One of the motors in my mother's plush massage La-Z-Boy recliner died while I was using it. Now my back is only slightly less sore than before. #firstworldproblems

    What do you mean NHL network blacked out a game?! #firstworldproblems

    Only a 22lb. turkey at Thanksgiving? Grandma is a stingy whore (and there better be enough leftovers to make turkey soup). #firstworldproblems
     
  14. Sam N

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    I feel like this thread should be titled, "Rant and Rave" thread. Ohh wait, we already have one of those.
     
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    First world problem? You find some of this shit in China too, though not as widespread, of course.
     
  16. Sam N

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    Shit, just saw Currer Bell's post. There goes my attempt at being clever...


    No way. You mean you commies have meaningless problems over there in the second world too? Who woulda' thunk it.
     
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    Today I had to catch the train and the obviously disabled lady next to me annoyed me the whole way. #firstworldproblems
     
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    I just spent 28 hours straight working on one paper in the library, slept for 5 hours, then spent another 25 hours straight working on another. #firstworldproblems
     
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    Mom didn't cut the crusts off my sandwiches this morning, so I had to do it myself. I didn't even want them after that, so I just threw them all away. #firstworldproblems
     
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    Did anyone read this link from the original SA thread?

    http://www.boston.com/news/education/hi ... ck?pg=full

    Reads like a fucking Onion article.

    And I thought students at my university were annoying.
     
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