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#firstworldproblems

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by SaintBastard, Nov 23, 2009.

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  1. SaintBastard

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    http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy- ... oblems.php

    "Explore what Twitter or fmylife.com might be like if it dispensed with all pretenses and embraced its true identity as yet another venue for discomfited white people to express their tepid and unremarkable concerns."

    An example: "I had to walk 15 minutes to get to the car today. #firstworldproblems"

    I always wondered how a bunch of spoiled white teens from upper-middle class families who live a privileged life in the suburbs could use the internet as a sounding board for all their problems. Oh yeah, you guys truly know sorrow. Mommy of the year comes in and bakes you a batch of brownies and all you little shits can do is wail, "BUT CAN YOUR BROWNIES END THE SENSELESS ANGUISH OF A WORLD GONE WRONG?"

    Focus: Make your own #firstworldproblem tweet. Alternatively, ever had someone you know overreact to a completely unremarkable situation?
     
  2. Blue Dog

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    Was given (free) tickets to the Saints-Pats game next Monday night, and now I'm going to be all tired for work on Tuesday*. #firstworldproblem

    I can't believe that the sushi place I went for lunch did not have escolar. I was forced to settle for a spicy tuna box. #firstworldproblem

    Can you believe the valet took so long to bring the car out? Now I'm going to miss the last 5 minutes of Hannity. #firstworldproblem

    What do you mean "you forgot the caviar"?!?! You mean I'm going to have to serve my cheese platter ungarnished?!?! #firstworldproblem

    *This one is actually true
     
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    (blatantly using this topic to vent about my mommy message board)

    I'm so sick of living paycheck to paycheck. We can never save money! #firstworldproblem

    (10 minutes later)

    Took Precious to Disneyworld for her 1st birthday, but she was too small for the rides! #firstworldproblem
     
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    Due to the recession, I had to drop both Showtime AND Cinemax from my FiOS subscription. #firstworldproblem.
     
  5. Kratos

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    This is something my sister put on her FB status last year after Christmas. She was 17 at the time.

    I didn't get the Coach bag I wanted for Christmas, of course my mom got the wrong one. #firstworldproblem

    She got an earful, from me, after that one.
     
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    "i took a shit and clogged the toilet" #firstworldproblem
     
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    I ordered the vegetarian soup, but I think they used animal broth. #firstworldproblems

    Lost my tire pressure gauge, my mileage is so much worse now. #firstworldproblems

    That vaccination gave me a sore throat, can't believe I promised not to sue. #firstworldproblems

    Ugh, Ed Hardy is so last year. #firstworldproblems
     
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    The barista made my double-tall nonfat latte WAYYYY too hot today, and now I can't taste my wrap from WholeFoods #firstworldproblems
     
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    My girlfriend's dress didn't match the paint on my father's Ferrari, and the valets at the yacht club may have looked at us funny. #firstworldproblems
     
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    I ran out of conditioner while shampooing this morning. Whatever, I like the pain. #firstworldproblems
     
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    I couldn't get the internet to work on my laptop at the school library today so I had to look up book locations on my iPhone. #firstworldproblem
     
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    I couldn't get the Internet to work on my iPhone today, so I had interact with human beings. #firstworldproblem
     
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    I couldn't decide which brand of organic pesto to buy today at the supermarket #firstworldproblem

    Fired the cleaning lady today. Good help is so hard to find #firstworldproblem

    Found out today little Cricket wasn't accepted into the elite preschool. #firstworldproblem

    Spilled cabernet on my 900 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets. Need to buy new set #firstworldproblem

    Only 12 nozzles on my 13 nozzle shower are working #firstworldproblem

    Lost the keys to my Beemer. Finally found them in the sofa cushions in our media room. #firstworldproblem
     
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    Last night at Club Fly, someone knocked my vodka and redbull all over my favourite striped shirt, tinted glasses and jesus bling.
    #firstworldproblem, yiggity-yo,cuz.

    Daddy's porsche is getting it's tires rotated. Forced to take the bus like a cretin.
    #firstworldproblem
     
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    I haven't had time to play Farmville because someone is making a documentary about me.

    Also, I just saw this tweet: Use hashtags in real life: someone complains, you say “hashtag firstworldproblem dude” // I refer to ppl as "at their name"

    The first person to use twitter syntax in a conversation with me is going to #shitonthemselves when I grab the nearest sharp object and lunge @them.
     
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    I ran out of hot water in the shower after only 35 minutes. #firstworldproblem
     
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    I can't decide which is my favorite band to self mutilate to. #firstworldproblem
     
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    Ran out of Sensodyne this morning, breakfast is going to be HELL! #firstworldproblem
     
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    Met a cute girl today and had to pretend to care about her feelings and information like where's she's from and what she's majoring in, instead of just overpowering her with brute strength and dragging her away. #firstworldproblem
     
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    Worst day of my life, after months of training I lost a chicken wing eating contest #firstworldproblem
     
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