My ridiculous question and your serious responses have spawned a curiosity in me, so to a poll we go. Answer honestly, then explain your choices. Or don't man, I can't control what you do.
I picked both rimming options. Although not my ideal, I feel I would at least get some kind of pleasure out of the giving and receiving. Toes do nothing for me.
You don't get any pleasure from toe sucking. The asshole on the other hand has twice the nerve endings as a clitoris and four times the nerve endings as a cock head (so I've read). It feels good.
I'll just go with rimming on both. My girlfriend loves getting licked all over after a shower together but her feet are beyond ticklish so I'd probably get kicked in the face. One option means orgasms, the other means pain. Not a tough choice there. My own feet aren't nearly as sensitive as hers but I wouldn't get anything out of toe sucking too. Feet just don't turn me on.
Having my toes sucked. God damn, some of you want your dirty assholes munched over your feet? What kind of troll feet are you working with?
I imagine if it is worse than licking where shit exits ones body their feet must be maggot covered necrotic skin.
I picked the rimming options, but to be honest if I'm getting down with someone I'm down with putting my mouth on whatever she wants to consider her fuck parts and I'm going to enjoy her mouth wherever she wants to put it on me. Some places more than others, but its still all good.
Do you people realize what comes out of that hole? Especially after a big Thanksgiving meal? Sickos! EDIT: But, of course mine smells like roses and tastes like chocolate soft serve ice cream.
Feel like rimming comes up on this board every quarter or so. Not complaining, just pointing it out. I kinda don't get how as a guy, if you're in a relationship, you don't end up rimming eventually just cuz. If you 69, or eat her out from behind, it's right there. Doesn't your nose brush against it? Don't you wanna see her reaction? How can you not give it at least some attention? Maybe it's just part of being an ass man to the extreme, but having (hot) butt cheeks against my face cheeks is one of my most favourite non-penetration parts of sex. One of my exes had the cutest feet I've ever come across. I'd happily lick and suck them everywhere as foreplay, and she enjoyed it in a "I feel like I'm being worshipped" sort of way. Before and since her, the thought hasn't crossed my mind, but I'd do it again if asked. I love having my feet tickled, which most people find weird, but it's relaxing to me, not sexual at all. Suppose I'd let a girl suck them if she wanted to, but I can pretty much guarantee that won't happen.
Feet don't do shit for me either way. Rimming, no contest. Although, I kinda feel bad for anyone who would be rimming me, I feel like if a girl stuck her tongue up there upon the realization of how much hair is up there "Welcome to the Jungle" would start playing in her head.
I selected the top two options and not because either of them do anything for me. I suspect my gf would like her toes sucked/licked and a tongue or pinky up her ass. I accidentally slipped a pinky up her ass while were both drunk a lot time ago and she came hard. She denies it religiously, now, but I was there, I know what I saw. I don't want my toes sucked or my asshole rimmed. Hell I don't even want my balls touched. Toes and balls tickle, and if you focus only on my penis, I won't be mad at you.
I'll get my toes sucked and suck her toes but my tounge isn't going to lick where poo comes out. Its simple, and there's not much more to it than that. I don't care how clean you think you are, there's bound to be a bit lingering there somewhere. Basically I'm not going to risk eating shit. Feet don't bother me, they get sweaty and stinky but so does pretty much every body part.