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Find me a find, catch me a catch...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Feb 11, 2011.

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  1. JGold

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    The 58 mountains in Colorado higher than 14,000 feet. Most people in Denver will know what that is.

    I do love Shitotle and taco-flavored kisses. Areba!
     
    #61 JGold, Feb 11, 2011
  2. Frank

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    I don't do drugs but I wanted to kick your teeth in after reading this, and I love hiking.

    Wait, is this the drunk thread or am I in the wrong place?
     
    #62 Frank, Feb 11, 2011
  3. JGold

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    Noted. Will change to: "My dad left when I was in seventh grade and I need your love to validate myself. Also, I like mountains." Come to think of it, that's probably all the profile I need.
     
    #63 JGold, Feb 11, 2011
  4. travdiddy84

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    How about some muscles? And nice washboard abs.
     
    #64 travdiddy84, Feb 11, 2011
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    You mean like this?
     

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  6. DrFrylock

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    Another anonymous TiBber asked me to post:

     
    #66 DrFrylock, Feb 12, 2011
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    #67 iczorro, Feb 12, 2011
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    A tad bit off topic, but what's everybody's opinion of the best dating site?

    And sadly, I have no profile anywhere except Facebook. No critiquing from Dcc...it would be hypocritical.
     
    #68 Dcc001, Feb 12, 2011
  9. DrFrylock

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    (SitOnMy)Facebook and (PutYourJunkIn)Myspace are dating sites in disguise, but this requires that you have potential matches in your extended social network. OKCupid is probably the best free one but it just got bought out by Match.com, so there goes the neighborhood. PlentyOfFish is the other big free site but for whatever reason has more people with dark, depressing pictures that makes them look uglier than they are. Match.com is middle-of-the-road - average-looking people with no personality but who at least have a job to pay $20 a month or whatever. Same with Yahoo personals. Craigslist was a little sketchy 5-6 years ago and now its sketchiness is over 9000. If you are looking for conservative Christians with ticking biological clocks and no fear of commitment whatsoever, eHarmony all the way.
     
    #69 DrFrylock, Feb 12, 2011
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    You, sir, win at the internet.
     
    #70 hotwheelz, Feb 12, 2011
  11. Disgustipated

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    You bastards have seen me wedged between another man's thighs this week already, so I have very little compunction in posting my unused Adult Fuck Finder profile. The thing's only collecting dust anyway, you might as well get a giggle out of it.

    Yes, I am aware I look shithouse in photos. Yes, they were the best I could find.

    The dating sites I was on that did get me results are now deleted and I don't have those profiles anymore.
     
    #71 Disgustipated, Feb 12, 2011
  12. mya

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    It says your profile is turned off so we can't view it. Now, I am no online dating genius, but I think this may be why you haven't met your true love match (unless you became overwhelmed by the number of replies and are evaluating your potential mates)
     
    #72 mya, Feb 12, 2011
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    #73 ASL, Feb 12, 2011
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    Yeh because a profile pic looking like a bobble head wouldn't be anymore weird.
     
    #74 toddus, Feb 12, 2011
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    Since we're all sharing these days, here's mine. Thanks in advance.
     
    #75 PeruvianSoup, Feb 12, 2011
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    I can figure out which guy you are in those pictures only because one of them only has one asian guy. The first two pics you can't tell what you look like at all, and the others are all group shots. Most people only skim the written stuff unless they find the person attractive, so you need to put up at least one photo that's just you, clearly seen.

    Kinda goes with PS's. You have one clear shot of you, but you should have more. For all the person knows, that's the best picture that's ever been taken of you, and you generally look like garbage the rest of the time.
     
    #76 iczorro, Feb 12, 2011
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    Thanks for the piece of advice. I changed the profile pic accordingly.
     
    #77 PeruvianSoup, Feb 12, 2011
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    Does everyone think I look something like Dexter? I've gotten a few comments about it on here, plus had several people tell me in RealLifeSpace lately. What gives?
     
    #78 travdiddy84, Feb 12, 2011
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    Oh look it's
    Phillip Defranco.
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    Forget OKC, check your youtube video comments for potential dates. I'm sure one of them will turn out to be a normal-esque girl.
     
    #79 Maltob14, Feb 12, 2011
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    I think you look like that intern from "Bones" who ended up joining a cult and burning his fingers off. But maybe that's just me.
     
    #80 lostalldoubt86, Feb 12, 2011
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