I was once so high that I thought I was watching Hook, when in fact I was actually watching The Shining. Seriously, 45 minutes of "Hook" before I figured it out. Anyway, I am in such a ridiculously good mood on account of the fact that I hooked up with this chick that I've been wantin' to frisk for quite some time. It's not even that she's cute or anything, just the fact that for the past two years she's basically been a giant cocktease to EVERYBODY and I am the one to finally break on through to the other side makes me very happy. Now I have a god damn shoot until 12 am tomorrow. Who the fuck shoots that late? On a Saturday? Shit man, find someone else to do your sound I am going to be hungover. Ugh.
So, you know how to find your g-spot as well, eh? Porn night kind of sucked. Watched some movie about two porn stars and their personal sex life, which lasted about 28 minutes. Then watched some of House of Ass, which was actually fairly awful - those bitches were fucking busted as fuck. It also didn't help that my friend friends came over to watch with us, not that I don't mind being in a room with four good looking women while watching people bump uglies but the one chick was so fucking annoying. SHE WOULD NOT SHUT UP ABOUT HUGE DICKS. Jesus, we get it, you're a size queen; get over it. Or all the crazy shit you've done in bed (most of it was fairly tame but I wasn't about to ruin the porn mood) and she basically yelled all this at us because she was excited or some shit. I liked last week better, those three sorority chicks were actually fairly cool and ridiculously good looking. All they talked about was wanting to get laid and kept glancing at me all sly like; it's too bad for them that I had a lady friend coming over to my place already after porn night.
Why am I always retarded hung over when I have like 6 beers and call it a night, but when I get blackout shitfaced drunk I wake up feeling fine? Scientist of the board? Flew into 'Sconnie yesterday for my buddies wedding today. Wedding+Badger game+seeing old friends= Shitfaced Twopy
Finally got the old road bike (the kind you pedal, not the kind with a motor) back up to shape after not using it for over a year and a half. Tires look good, greased up the gears and they're all running smooth again. Eventually I'll need to pay for a refitting, but it'll do for now. All excited about the 40-mile course I got charted out for this afternoon. And of course it's fucking raining. Won't stop me from going for a ride, but again, my osteoporosis = 100% chance of at least one broken bone if/when I fall. It's more a matter of when, actually, but bones heal and it makes it kind of exciting anyway. The rain won't help me stay upright though. Fuck. Got some cheese-stuffed italian sausages for the grill tonight and a bottle of wine that needs to be polished off.
Woke up with phone in hand and all the house lights on this morning...yeah, I was drinking last night. What a boss.
Watchin me a saturday full of college ball & gettin shit-housed! Who's with me?!?! Whoo! Just ordered a pizza and will be makin a beer run in a few! I love football season!
Just waking up from an epic weed nap. Went to all day breakfast earlier at my favorite greek greasy spoon and proceeded to eat myself into a coma and followed it up with an outside session near the commons since it was absolutely beautiful out today. I am now debating on staying home and doing laundry rather then go to a going away party for my friend leaving for Poland. It's not that I don't want to wish her well, I really do, I just really don;t want to hang out with her other friends being that they seem like the most boring folks on earth. My other options involve going to two new bars (G-lounge or Soda, Chater, Maltob14, any reviews?) where I will most likely feel old and thankful I am not in first year Uni.
How do you do that? Once I start smoking, I am done for the day. In fact, my chinese food just got here. .
Practice mostly. I got smoked out at an all day concert around noon and crashed hard a couple hours later (the crowds were terrible to handle that stoned) but I just pushed on. You just got to get past the crash and you're good, your head will clear right after that. Tonight: Movie and then off to a birthday party. Woo.
Sirius radio commercials are awesome. Of the few I've heard, most of them contain promo codes for services I will actually use. An example, Adameve.com (greatest online sex store) has been running a ton of them where they offer promo codes for cool shit. "deal2" is the best I've heard (along with something like "lady1" and "blue," but those codes get you less); it gets you half off any single item, free shipping, a "free gift," and three porno dvds. Spent like $25, got over $100 worth of stuff for the wife and me. Just sharing the wealth. We really need/I haven't yet seen a thread for stuff like that. Sharing various promo codes, good deals, that kind of thing.
At a wedding reception DRUNK. Mister booty call is on the way.. I've pretty much never looked better then tonight & I'be been shaking my add all over the dance floor. Yay! Ps the bride is a slut & the groom has no idea.
You need three ingredients to make a cocktail. Two is an emergency. Discuss? I sort of agree: it's either neat, rocks or with a bunch of other shit.
So you are basically having an attention deficit disorder fit on the dance floor. Random spasms and jerks.
The bare minimum for a vodka tonic is vodka, tonic water, and ice. A lime or lemon greatly enhances the appeal, but without ice, there's hardly even a point. In unrelated news, I just bought me a 9 1/2" chef's knife and my god is it amazing. It's almost making me forget that I'm spending my Saturday night chopping onions.