I hope all of you realize what day it is today. Spoiler ITS MOTHERFUCKING VAN DAMME FRIDAY MOTHERFUCKERS Oh yeah. I went there. Bring it.
I actually watched Double Impact the other night. Why settle for one when you can have double the roundhouse experience?
Theme? Motherfucking Van Damme Friday Motherfucker is not a theme. It is a feeling. An emotion. A motherfucking way of life. Don't fight it. Embrace it. Nurture it. Friggin' suckle it.
Once again- who said anything about a theme? Yall make yall's theme whatever yall want; I never pick the themes. I'm just here to remind you that there indeed exists a man who, if push comes to shove, will not hesitate to punch a snake in it's goddamn face in the name of awesomeness.
Duuuuuude. Perfect timing. I've been totally in a Van Damme mood lately. If you haven't yet, go to blockbuster or netflix or whatever and rent JCVD. <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JCVD" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JCVD</a> Seriously, it's fucking awesome. And who knew the dude could act a little bit?
I've spoiled myself on Löwenbräu and Steamwhistle. I tried drinking a Keith's this week and just couldn't do it. Why, why must I have good taste in beer? In unrelated news, I have apparently been successfully alienating many of my friends lately. Between this and the cooling temperatures, looks like it's going to be a Scotch weekend.
That very good. But brick don't hit back. You break my record. Now I break you. JUST LIKE I BREAK YOUR FRIEND!
2 PM, drunk and going to get onto a plane to fly home for a week. I really dont know what I am going to be doing for a week, but we shall find out!
What the -?! Foreground awesomeness. Background. I. What? The hell? Is that Whistler's Mother? Oh well, here's hoping this thread is more smokin' hot girls celebrating football and less cock punching. (No offense to Mr. JCvD.)
In other news, Lindsay Lohan failed last week's piss test. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/17/lindsay-lohan-fails-drug-test-probation-dui/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/17/lindsay-l ... ation-dui/</a> I have to open the store solo in the morning so I probably won't be drinking tonight. Booooo!