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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I would never buy furniture at a store called “Unpainted Huffines”.
     
    #18901 Crown Royal, Feb 24, 2022
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    I posted a link this morning of just one of his many billboards. His entire platform is bumper sticker shit. He’s a crazy piece of shit.
     
    #18902 xrayvision, Feb 24, 2022
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    No, that's Arizona, not Texas.
     
    #18903 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 24, 2022
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    "Our forces are not and will not be engaged in the conflict."
    "Our forces are not going to Europe to fight in Ukraine but to defend our NATO allies and reassure those allies in the east."
    "Let me be clear: These are totally defensive moves on our part. We have no intention of fighting Russia."
    "We also will not send troops in to fight in Ukraine, but we will continue to support the Ukrainian people."
    "[deploying US troops to Ukraine] is not on the table."

    Just a small sample of the things Biden has said about US troops in Ukraine. He's been so clear and consistent about it that he's literally taken criticism for undermining his leveraging position with Putin, yet these Republican jackals see political benefit in lying about it and pretending he's some kind of warmonger.
     
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    But did you get your information from the great philosopher, Toby Keith? I don’t think so.
     
    #18907 xrayvision, Mar 2, 2022
  8. Crown Royal

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    #18908 Crown Royal, Mar 2, 2022
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    At least he was smart enough to never smoke weed with Willie again.
     
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  10. Crown Royal

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    Not like it’s hard for you guys to get troops there fast. You have over three dozen operating military bases just in Germany alone.
     
    #18910 Crown Royal, Mar 2, 2022
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    Wrong thread
     
    #18911 xrayvision, Mar 2, 2022
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  12. dixiebandit69

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    That's how you know he's an idiot!

    I don't even smoke weed, but if Willie Nelson offered me a hit of his joint, I'd take it.
    IT'S WILLIE FUCKING NELSON.
     
    #18912 dixiebandit69, Mar 2, 2022
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    But would you do it again, after the first time, that is the question.
     
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    Since the likelihood of me getting to hang out with Willie Nelson on a regular basis is pretty low, yeah, I'd do it again.

    However, if it started becoming a regular occurrence, then I'd knock it off.

    Same thing if Keith Richards offered me some heroin, of if Lemmy offered me a line of speed.

    I would have absolutely popped a bunch of amphetamines with Johnny Cash, but from what I've read, he was kind of a loner when he got high, so I doubt he'd want to hang with me once the pills kicked in.
     
    #18914 dixiebandit69, Mar 2, 2022
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    From this article: https://outsider.com/news/country-m...y-legendary-argument-willie-nelsons-birthday/
     
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    Coral your dumb whores, America. Jesus Christ.

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    #18916 Crown Royal, Mar 3, 2022
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  18. Crown Royal

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    One fucks a sex offender, the other fucks anything that isn’t her husband. But they simply are just two dumb bitches.
     
    #18918 Crown Royal, Mar 3, 2022
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    This one was on a Nashville-centric meme account, and it’s accurate.

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    #18919 NatCH, Mar 3, 2022
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    They look like a couple of blow up dolls
     
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