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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Aetius

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    As someone else pointed out, the man they hired to run a social media network is a guy who lost a Twitter beef to a fake cow.
     
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    Ol' Ron Deathsantis seems to be struggling for breath in this video. I wonder what it could be?

     
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    He was awarded the presidential medal of freedom, how dare you.
     
  4. Aetius

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    Is it possible to be more pathetic than Ted Cruz? He has somehow, through sheer force of cowardice, managed to triangulate himself into a position where literally the entire political spectrum thinks he's a gutless liar about January 6. Tucker Carlson then called him a bitch to his face while he groveled for MAGA forgiveness, and he's now further debasing himself on Twitter apologizing for impugning the good character of those "peaceful patriots."
     
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    You forgot that he ate a booger on live TV.
    AND PEOPLE IN TEXAS STILL VOTED FOR HIM!

    You want to know why?
    BECAUSE PEOPLE IN TEXAS THINK THAT DEMOCRATS ARE GOING TO TAKE OUR GUNS.

    It doesn't help that Beto "Hell yes, I'm going to take your AR15!" is the front-runner for Democrat governor candidate right now.

    We haven't had a lot of good opposition candidates, is what I'm saying.

    NO ONE in Texas "likes" Cancun Cruz, but they vote for him because they don't want their guns taken away.

    LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING, DEMOCRATS.
     
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    I didn’t think John Boehner was lying when he called him, “Lucifer in the flesh.” He’s a complete piece of shit.
     
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    Cruz is the kind of guy who always in the bathroom when the check is brought to the table. Not because he’s cheap, but because there’s free gum in the urinals.
     
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    All I need to know about Cruz I learned during the 2016 election cycle. If Trump insulted my wife and family that way, he'd be shitting his own teeth for a week. Instead, Cruz latched on to Trump's cock.
     
  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    I’ll hold my nose and vote for Beto. If he didn’t say that, and then double down on it, he’d be fine. No one is coming for your guns, and anyone who believes otherwise is…. I just don’t know what to say.

    gotta love the public downfall of Cruz though. And Abbott — one moment he’s begging for federal aid, the next he’s suing them.

    both sides suck, but one is just filled with horrible people
     
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    Yeah, so will I, but couldn't they have found ANYONE ELSE to run?

    Shit, at this point, the Texas Dems might as well not even fund his campaign, and instead back some smaller races that they COULD win.
     
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    Ron Nirenberg, San Antonio's mayor, will be a name to watch. He's done an EXCELLENT job these last few years, and certainly has the personality to make it on the big stage.
     
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    I’ll keep an eye. Because holy shit. Texas is fucking careening.
     
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    Careening? I think you mean steering straight into high-minded policy stances like this:

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    And then replying to the criticism with

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    Truly this is a serious political party.
     
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    It’s awful.

    I have clients who are so relieved to find likeminded conversation, even if it’s not all agreement it’s generally an exchange of experiences for at least a broader perspective.

    But there are so goddamn many awful people here it’s mentally exhausting. Unpleasant, unkind, weirdly competitive Christians trying to out Jesus one another just absorb oxygen and energy and it’s awful if you don’t have people.

    the things people here casually say and actively believe are just…sometimes overwhelming.
     
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    Cawthorn’s wife is divorcing him after eight entire months of “A Fairy Tale Marriage”. I guess she she doesn’t like him, joining every other person on the planet.
     
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    I think he was the target of a honeypot type thing. He was lured to Russia under the guise of a fake athletic event where he just happened to meet the woman he would marry.
     
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    He had one moment of courage at the RNC that year, when he told the audience to vote its conscience instead of straight up endorsing Trump. I believe for his trouble he had to be whisked from the venue amidst high security. And then, this...
     

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    The man is a nematode in human form. He’s terrified of losing public office because, like most politicians, he can’t actually do anything productive outside of politics. But unlike most other politicians he’s so widely despised that he doesn’t have guaranteed speaking engagements or consultancies to fall back on. So he’ll grovel and debase himself and his family to stay in office.
     
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    Are you sure it wasn’t under a guise of a fake naval acception or a fake “my friend left me to die in the car” or whatever other laughable bullshit he pulled out of his ass? You can tell him to stand up already, we’re not buying that “I can’t walk” horseshit either from somebody who blatantly lies that poorly.

    He’s a rolling joke.