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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

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  1. jdoogie

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    My wife has already asked me if I can somehow get my hands on some weed to help her deal with the stress for tonight. I said we'll just have to use booze since I may have accidentally used up the last of our supply over the weekend.
     
    #14921 jdoogie, Nov 3, 2020
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    You guys still can’t just go to the store to get it? No wonder you’re all so irritable now.
     
    #14922 Crown Royal, Nov 3, 2020
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    I have a super badass dealer who basically drops it in her mailbox and I venmo her. Best shit I ever had outside of Colorado or Amsterdam.
     
    #14923 xrayvision, Nov 3, 2020
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    I can.
     
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    Replace “Biden” with “Clinton” and you are exactly where we were 4 years ago. I’m taking the reverse psychology approach. I’m expecting Trump to pull out another win, either legitimately or by underhanded means. If that doesn’t happen I get to be very pleasantly surprised.
     
    #14925 Misanthropic, Nov 3, 2020
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    Be he can’t. Despite the fact you live in the same country he gets thrown in jail for something that’s your common right. Isn’t that weird to you guys? It’s like 50 little countries.

    Then to be fair (or weirder) you have liquor laws that are looser than a college girl after a Long Island iced tea, where we are treated like absolute petulant children with booze.
     
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    *Raises hand* I live in PA. We have liquor laws still in effect from prohibition. I have to buy my liquor on any day but Sunday from a "state store". So, yeah.

    I'm in the office, where I have been since June 10th because CoViD iSn'T rEaL. I will be checking in with you guys periodically and scrolling facebook to keep an update on polling lines since my husband HAS to vote in person. I handed in my ballot on Friday.
     
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    I grew up a Red Sox fan in the days of the curse. You and I both know never to tempt fate by declaring things over before they are.
     
    #14928 Aetius, Nov 3, 2020
  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    Atlanta Falcons fans endorse this comment
     
    #14929 Revengeofthenerds, Nov 3, 2020
  10. Jimmy James

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    As a pre-2013 Seahawks fan, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
     
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    I, too, was alive before 2004. And please don’t call yourself a Red Sox fan unless you broke your ankle drunkenly falling off the the Ted Williams statue your sophomore year in college, and took six months to heal.
     
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    Never anything that dumb, but we have walked from Fenway to Cambridge rather than fight the crowds to get on the green line at Kenmore.
     
    #14932 Aetius, Nov 3, 2020
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    When Biden is declared the winner by the "main stream media" it will be glorious.
     
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    You couldn’t Philadelphia if your life depended on it. It’s not like they were throwing 40 oz. glass bottles of Absolut at you while that happened.
     
    #14934 Crown Royal, Nov 3, 2020
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    *lamestream media

    amazes me how he gets away with these dumbass nicknames like some elementary school bully
     
    #14935 Revengeofthenerds, Nov 3, 2020
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    Philadelphia is a trash heap. Their greatest monument is of a fictional boxer. Their most notable food is chopped flank steak with Cheez Whiz. Who cares what those retards think?
     
    #14936 Juice, Nov 3, 2020
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    Philadelphia is a joke town of dirt people, y'all couldn't handle Boston: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Victoria_Snelgrove
     
    #14937 Aetius, Nov 3, 2020
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    100% of this post was truthful. Scary.
     
    #14938 Crown Royal, Nov 3, 2020
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    Somewhere, deep in a vault, scientists are removing John King from his stasis chamber. Elsewhere in the room, Mel Kiper continues his slumber.
     
    #14939 Aetius, Nov 3, 2020
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    *Laughs in Baltimore, gets shot, hoarsely whispers about Ray Lewis before bleeding out*
     
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