I'm just going to come out and say it, I really hope he dies in the next few days so we can get past all of the nonsense of this year. He's shown beyond a shadow of a doubt he's incapable of being a responsible human being, let alone a leader of a nation.
We shall see. I’m not sure how powerful the virus is versus the drugs available to him. If he does have pneumonia, and he’s not taking it easy, this could prove very badly for him. I don’t know the recovery rate for someone his size and age. Dude is clearly over 3 bills. He’s 6’3 and eats nothing but fast food. If the doctors saw nothing of concern in his imaging scans, they would have said so. Their evasiveness was a massive tell.
so a friend of a friend is involved in the WH food service. Don’t wanna get any more specific than that. But suffice to say, Trump’s most requested meal is literally a bucket of KFC. All these world class chefs at his disposal, and that’s what he wants to eat all the time.
Even if you want to eat like shit, it's amazing to lack the creativity to get the kitchen to do something custom. Like call down and say "Hey, I want something like KFC, but like... layer that breading until it's so thick I need an axe to get through it."
So what you’re saying is, Trump got off Marine One, walked up the stairs, and ripped off his mask when he got a whiff of eleven herbs and spices waiting for him inside?
He looks like a fat fuck who doesn’t exercise— ever— and is dying. That’s the BEST and toughest he could look? Wait until the roids wear off and we’ll see what’s what.
most likely he had someone call ahead and had them run to the local KFC to have it ready for him like he has done in the past. Allegedly.
Filling out my ballot and the last thing I'm stuck on is Proposition 25. It's a yes or no question with three different sides (Democrats: vote yes, because cash bail is racist. Republicans and the Bail Bond industry: vote no, because we need to be harsher on crime, and also we've built an immoral industry on top of it. ACLU: vote no, because the Democrats are right, but a yes vote would just create a system of techno-racism instead). Can't throw me a curveball like that, buncha bullshit.
Gah DAMN Lincoln project.... As a lifelong asthmatic, that shit is hard to watch but familiar. You're waiting on the meds to kick in, trying not to panic, but it's like breathing through a coffee straw. You know it's not enough air, plain and simple, and you wonder how long before you pass out and if you'll wake back up...I've felt pity for anyone with Trump's ego (cough Kanye cough cough), but if he's going through DAYS of that, I can't imagine the pure misery. Also, yes....he eats practically nothing but KFC or McDonald's, because he feels it's "safer" from the threat of being poisoned (ie, no one knows which family bucket is for Cheeto McScrote).
Im just glad the speed of current events has caused everyone to stop jacking off on her corpse for 10 minutes. She looked like the crypt keeper at the end. In other news, it’s a couple days old, but the Biden “stutter” keeps on stuttering: Jesus dude, just shut the fuck up for 3 weeks.
Few things are as exhausting as watching conservatives scream about Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, a law which they absolutely do not understand.
Also Kellyanne Conway still not realizing her daughter is always recording is just impressive levels of stupidity: https://twitter.com/outtomykonos/status/1313361834347499520