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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

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  1. Popped Cherries

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    From Karoline Leavitt the White House Press Secretary when asked about Trump mixing up Greenland and Iceland, (this is a direct quote by the way) "His written remarks referred to Greenland as a ‘piece of ice’ because that’s what it is. You’re the only one mixing anything up here."
     
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  2. Frebis

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    He got his notes from the mighty ducks part 2. Iceland is very green. But Greenland is a chunk of ice.
     

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    I like how that movie made Iceland seem like this towering hockey power because they have "ice" in their name, when in reality their population is less than Minneapolis, have literally never produced an NHL player, and have never ranked higher than 30th in the world as a national team.
     
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    Wait until he finds out NATO special operations teams do joint exercises there, including the SEALs.
     
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  8. Nettdata

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    the Dropkick Murphys "Fighting Nazis since '96" t-shirt was a great touch.
     
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    We already said "no" when you said it would cost $1b to join. You fucking idiot.

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    To quote one of your own, you guys need to take the keys away from grandpa.
     
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    I don't believe in wishing harm on anyone, but for that sonofabitch, I make an exception. Just one little blood clot is all it would take.
     
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    At least Trump is happy with our Chinese deal.

    Oh wait, he’s changed his mind, and is now threatening 100% tariffs on all Canadian goods.
     
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    Whit house posted this pic:

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    The Internet responds:

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    Reminds me of the joke about the pedophile walking in the woods with a child who says he's scared. "You're scared?" the pedophile responds, "I'm the one who has to walk back alone." Something something Trump is a pedophile.
     
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    Victim has been identified. He was a VA nurse.
     
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    An illegal immigrant domestic terrorist VA nurse though, right?
     
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    Man, George Soros has really had to pony up a pretty penny these past few weeks with all of these paid agitators.
     
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