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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. SouthernIdiot

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  2. walt

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    Call me crazy, but if two of the three guys are giving you advice about a medication can't pronouce it correctly, you may want to get another opinion.

    Fucking hell...
     
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    should work in the browser, it’s Trump being a creep at the funeral. Then Will Ferrell from Wedding Crashers
     
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    Chinese spyware used by children with short attention spans.
     
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    Don't sell people short, there are a ton of grown ass adults on it too.
     
  7. Nettdata

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    So... apparently Tylenol didn't pay the tax, eh? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
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    What's Tylenol? I'm only familiar with Autism Tic Tacs.
     
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    Advil is better anyway.
     
  10. Nettdata

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    Ibuprofen causes cancer, not autism.

    Keep up.
     
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    So what do you take when you throw your back out from taking a dump?
     
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    Heroin.
     
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    If you want something to put you in a good mood, highly recommend /r/heroin. Not at all bleak and depressing.
     
  14. Nettdata

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    And it sure helps you take a dump. Doesn't bind you up at all.

    Oh wait... that's why you need to take the blow cut with extreme amounts of baby laxitives.

    It's SCIENCE, bitches.
     
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    I only went there cause I had a weird fetish phase where I was into slutty junky chicks. That sub got me clean of that real quick. Thanks real junkies!
     
  16. Nettdata

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    I've always found hot trailer park trash insanely hot.

    My Name Is Earl was awesome.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Before my black neighbors moved in, I had Greek neighbors that did all kinds of weird shit. Their daughter was a 30-something junkie that would suntan topless at the pool at her house and then get u to fist fights topless with her junkie boyfriend. One time she OD'd on the front lawn. Ice cream truck driving by called paramedics, but she left her flip flops there. 4 years later they haven't moved. I look at them every time I bring my daughter to the bus.

    I was in love.
     
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    wut? lol
     
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    It culminated in a funny reverse racism. She showed up stoned to their old house about a year after her parents moved out. It was night so I called the cops because my neighbors were away and I didn't think there was a good reason for a white person to show up to a black person's house like that lol.
     
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    did you at least fist fight her topless?