I feel like it's more satisfying than just saying "Gulf of Mexico" and losing access to the White House press corps.
Look, just keep feeding him Quarter pounders and KFC like you have been. It’s like slot machine quarters, eventually we are going to hit that jackpot congestive heart explosion.
Ummmm sweetie, didn't you hear he's responsible for Cracker Barrel changing its logo back? Show some respect.
What a remarkable episode. Cracker Barrel torched god knows how much value with a shitty rebrand, fascists made themselves more aggrieved, and no ones lives got better in any way. A real win for humanity.