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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Nettdata

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    I think we need Crown to go choke the motherfucker out a few dozen times.
     
  2. wexton

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    That would be too kind.
     
  3. Nettdata

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    Mr. Toast

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    It'd be like waterboarding, only worse, I'm sure.
     
  4. SouthernIdiot

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    I'm for it. Hell, I'll pitch in money for the trip.
     
  5. NatCH

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    And lose access to the White House press corps? Are you nuts?
     
    #27485 NatCH, Aug 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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  6. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Kicking out the knees is way more fun on people like that.
     
  7. Aetius

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    I feel like it's more satisfying than just saying "Gulf of Mexico" and losing access to the White House press corps.
     
  8. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Look, just keep feeding him Quarter pounders and KFC like you have been. It’s like slot machine quarters, eventually we are going to hit that jackpot congestive heart explosion.
     
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    Ummmm sweetie, didn't you hear he's responsible for Cracker Barrel changing its logo back? Show some respect.
     
  10. Aetius

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    What a remarkable episode. Cracker Barrel torched god knows how much value with a shitty rebrand, fascists made themselves more aggrieved, and no ones lives got better in any way. A real win for humanity.
     
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    I don't understand why they changed it and I don't understand why people were upset about it.
     
  12. Aetius

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    Because they're dumb and because they're dumb.
     
  13. Crown Royal

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    People don’t like things to be different where they go out to eat shitty food.
     
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    Please deity I don't believe in, make it soon. I'm tired boss.
     
  15. Aetius

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    I've seen it referred to as "the Hamburger from Heaven"