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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Nettdata

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    Don’t worry dude… it’ll get fixed at the next election.
     
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    So Orange Putin is dead or incapacitated by then? We'll see.
     
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    Plus I don't go to the VA so WTF do I care?

    (I mean, my dad does, and he's a democrat, but fuck him - it doesn't affect me)
     
  4. dixiebandit69

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    Surely this will get struck down in court, right? Right?
     
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    That, or only Republican voters are eligible for the draft and service. Let them get they microscopic balls blown off, that way they can start their own coffee company.
     
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    The current theory is that there are photos with Trump with young girls and Epstein that may be released soon, which is why he is flailing with Iran.

    Nothing makes sense anymore, so fine. I'll believe it.
     
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    Would that amount to a heap of shit, though?

    He can just say it's AI, he won't lose any supporters, and even if it's true, it didn't happen on US soil, so they can't prosecute him.


    At this point, I've seen that cocksucker get away with so many things that I truly don't think anything will happen to him anymore.
     
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    Thise photos are already out. Nothing too gross, just old fucks with young girls posing at parties. So a little gross.
     
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    Noem got taken away in an ambulance. Please Jimi Hendrix this shit and choke that cunt to death right there.
     
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    Justice for Gilbert

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    Had to go off site for lunch today, so as I do during those times, I tune into the talk radio.

    opening the show with “trans woke virus” ranting.
     
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    "We have a biblical obligation to Israel."

    What a fucking fag. The only thing anyone needs to know about Ted Cruz is he tried to fuck off to Puerto Rico while Texas was about to be hit by a hurricane and only went back when someone confronted him at the airport.
     
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    I like how Tucker brings up the very obvious question of "by Israel, do we mean the Kingdom of David, the Hebrew people, the land between the Mediterranean and the Jordan, the Zionist political project, what?" and Cruz is just like "what do you not get about Israel? Words only have one meaning."
     
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    Yeah, Cruz thought he was coming into to get his micropenis tugged and got eviscerated. Im going to assume since Tucker like to keep Putin's dick moist, his intentions are pro-Russian rather than US isolationism from the Middle East.
     
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    I remember this. It was during winter storm Uri down here. It was 13 degrees and the whole state was out of commission. He got caught fleeing to Cancun.
     
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    There's zero pretext for involving ourselves with Iran, and zero political appetite for it across the majority of the US political landscape. The 1M barrels/day that Iran outputs also had zero impact on global oil prices, even more so for the US, which cranks out 15M barrels/day in crude and 5M barrels/day in refined petroleum. The only thing the Iranians could conceivably do that would fuck things up is shutdown the Straight, then send forces through Iraq and Kuwait to fuck up the Saudi oil fields. So there is zero reason to do this. It has less justification than Iraq, which already had none.
     
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    He's posting through it:

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    It's really not the point, but Jesus Christ Ted, the entire plot of the movie is about smuggling intel on the size, armament, and defenses of the Death Star to the people making military decisions for the Alliance. You're not Luke Skywalker, you're Mon Mothma, and Mon Mothma knew the name rank and serial number of every fucking stormtrooper on that space station before she gave the go-ahead to strike.
     
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    Really? How many Bothans EXACTLY, Miss Mothma, would you say died?

    (ACKSSHHUALLLYYY, Mon Mothma was for the Death Star II, and the battle of Endor. Clearly, Luke is in his Tatooine getup, which means they’re talking about the Death Star at the battle of Yavin. So Ted Cruz is Jan Dodonna)