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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Crown Royal

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    What.
    The.
    Hell.

    That will always be more funny than ANY of the upcoming parodies that are going to be made of it. Holy shit, talk about “you can’t write comedy like that”.

    Maybe he DID have plastic surgery— to disguise the Down syndrome.
     
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    "Are you a racist? Do you hate Mexicans? Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such political ads as 'Death panels for granny, penis-hacking for little Timmy' and 'The Blacks. Do we still need them?'"
     
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    This is a Howard Dean Yell. Right here, right now.
     
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    The press conference Trump is doing now is not going well.
     
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    Any good hot takes?
     
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    He implied that he could have sent Hillary Clinton to prison, but the way he phrased it kinda sounded more like he was threatening to rape her. "With Hillary Clinton, I could have done things to her that would've made your head spin."

    He said that Kamala Harris being biracial is very disrespectful to both Indians and Blacks.

    He confused Minnesota and Virginia and he confused gallons of gas with barrels of oil.

    His answers to questions about mifepristone and the Florida abortion initiative make a strong case that he doesn't know what mifepristone is and didn't realize there was an abortion initiative on the Florida ballot.

    Claimed to have crowds thirty times bigger than Harris, and even bigger than Martin Luther King's I Have a Dream speech at the Lincoln Memorial.
     
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    Don't worry, Harris will show how silly he is at her press conference.
     
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    “he just keeps getting weirder”

    mic drop
     
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    The change in polling is making him lose what little he has left of his mind.
     
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    it's honestly fun to watch... finally.
     
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    All it would’ve taken was if “cringe” had been a bigger part of the lexicon in 2016.
     
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    The longer this goes on the better it gets. And MAGA is imploding on itself now too. Something about Andrew Tate being trans?
     
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    lol Yeah... he posted a pic of himself in a speedo, and there's no bulge. He's now trans as a result.
     
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    Did anyone think he was packing heat? Dude is the epitome of small dick energy
     
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    air conditioned office. That's one of those things where you're like "yeah I was in but I just wrote notes for the true heroes. Uncle Sam kept me cool and comfortable while they put their lives on the line for your freedom. I served a purpose, but I did not serve with my life on the line every day like the men and women we really should be talking about."

    Then you end the conversation about it. The more he opens his mouth the worse it gets.

    He should continue.
     
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    They're trying to swift-boat Walz. It's literally the same people.