Writing about the vagina monologues in the other thread reminded me of this one: Her: "That was like rape." Me: "What?" Her: "Like, in a good way. It was so intense." Me: "Cool." Another: Me: "Any fantasies you want try?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Like what?" Her: "I was thinking maybe you could wear a dog collar, and I could lead you around with a leash on all fours. Then I could ride your face. Oh, and you're not allowed to talk! That would ruin it." Me: "We're not doing that."