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Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. Trakiel

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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

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    Problem solved.
     
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    Go on. Slowly.

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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    You forgot to put "girlfriend" in quotes.
     
    #23 Nettdata, Jun 30, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    We'll spend most of the time making fun of Mexico.
     
    #24 Racer-X, Jun 30, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    Up Yours Eh! Unless you've never known the greatness of living in Mexifornia, shut yer hole.
     
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    Hey now, I considered it a two for one. Boobies and beards, and luckily not on the same person. My brother also shopped the photo with the caption "This girl just went on a mustache ride." At this point, it doesn't matter if it's creepy or not, she's out of my league regardless.

    Also we have been dating for something like 8 months? It was around Halloween.
     
    #26 Flagrant, Jun 30, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    Did she have a nose job?
     
    #27 bewildered, Jun 30, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11


    You say this as if boobs being squeezed is a bad thing? I think those boobs look glorious. Just because her boobs are getting a ton of attention and yours aren't, ow sweet sweet jealousy.


    I rest my case.
     
    #28 Kubla Kahn, Jun 30, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    Wait, a nose job isn't the same thing as a mustache ride?

    ...does anybody know how to cancel a Craigslist ad?
     
    #29 Nom Chompsky, Jun 30, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    I was commenting on the fact that someone said she was cute. I was saying that I noticed, too. Don't be a jackass.

    I ask if she has had a nosejob because I'm usually pretty good at telling and would like to see if I am correct again.
     
    #30 bewildered, Jun 30, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    I think she's cute. I'd hit it, nose job or not...
     
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    Although it has never come up, I am 99.9% certain that she does not infact have a nosejob. Also, Fuck you all who don't have to work the next few days. I'm stuck out on this rig and can only drink minor amounts in between shifts. Working 12 hours, then getting hammered isn't fun when you have to wake up at 5 AM the next day.
     
    #32 Flagrant, Jun 30, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11



    Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. We are all emotionally jaded here no need to get so defensive.
     
    #33 Kubla Kahn, Jun 30, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    This weekend I'm doing exactly what I did for Memorial Day weekend. Going to my aunt's house, makin' fire, smokin' and drinkin', and eating some of the most ridiculously delicious meat ever cooked by a vegetarian. I'm serious. For someone who doesn't eat meat, she can make is taste like heaven.
     
    #34 lostalldoubt86, Jun 30, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    fuckin rookie...
     
    #35 M4A1, Jun 30, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    There's a 2-day regatta on my lake this weekend.

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    I'm off to the hardware store to acquire spud-gun making pieces parts.

    Costco has air hose lines for stupid cheap right now, so the line from the compressor in the garage will now reach to the dock.

    Beginning training for my new dream of Whale Wars War.
     
    #36 Nettdata, Jun 30, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    Just be sure you have one of those portable air tanks to use as a reservoir at the end of the line. Also, it's more fun to shoot over them and miss than to shoot short of them and miss. If you're shooting short, they feel safe because they think you can't hit them.
     
    #37 zzr, Jun 30, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Spud gun cluster bombs for the win.
     
    #38 Nettdata, Jun 30, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    At various times this weekend, I will be here:

    "Must be on the front rooooow!"

    and here (with 59,999 of my friends):

    Start wave A . . . yay me.

    and making these:

    Although, I won't let that green leafy crap anywhere near my delicious beef. And, WTF? Who puts lettuce on the bottom like that?
     

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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    AMURRRRRRIIICAN WEEKEND!!!

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    Sunday a bunch of 20 somethings get together to drink and fuck around on a 20 foot water slide. Take your maturity and put it in your peehole.

    Since we're too cheap for explosives, someone will probably fill a metal tub with gas, drop a few sparklers in, and light it with a Bic while an electric guitar wails the National Anthem.
     
    #40 CharlesJohnson, Jun 30, 2011
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