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Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    It's slow this week (When he gets back, everyone needs to give the giant-gay-french-fry-man a courtesy high-five rep that thank him for what he does. It's a lot harder than it looks, and its largely a thankless job for the most part), so let's get this rolling early, and keep it goin' late (Tuesday).

    Besides, can you think of a better reason to get an early start on a celebration than THE FRIGGIN' BIRTHDAY OF THE GREATEST NATION OF ALL TIME? EFF YOU, NOT-AMERICAN COUNTRIES. THIS IS OUR WEEKEND! You want to talk about hockey and... I don't know... Oceans and snow and jungles and stuff? THIS IS NOT THE PLACE TO DO IT. HERE, on this special weekend, we talk about 'MERICAN stuff. Are you a poor foreigner who is stumped about how to join in the conversation? NO PROBLEM, ol' BD is here to help! Here is a small list of topics that are near and dear to the hearts of 'MERICANS, so that for one weekend at least, even YOU can feel like a 'MERICAN:

    - Fried food
    - Being awesome
    - Guns and killing stuff
    - Mexican food
    - Driving on the CORRECT side of the road
    - Spelling "wourds" "courrectly"
    - 'SPOSIONS!
    - Pizza!
    - Cheap light beer
    - Goddamn Communiss'
    - Freedom and shit
    - Claiming that English is the best language in the world, and then fucking BUTCHERING it, "U NO? KTHXBY!"
    - Boobs!
    - Judging People
    - Butts!
    - Driving around looking for a close parking spot for an hour when it takes about 30 seconds to park towards the back of the lot and walk
    - Books? Fuck books, I don't read SHIT unless it has funny pictures of cats!
    - Ketchup
    - Celebrity sex tapes
    - Wal-Mart (fuck the haters- Wal-Mart is AWESOME!)
    - Bacon flavored everything
    - Jack Daniels
    - COLORS THAT DON'T FUCKIN RUN!
    - Anonymously hating on every single thing ever created, except funny pictures of cats, 'cause who could hate those?
    - Fuck it, I'm getting the Super-size
    - Michael "Motherfucking" Bay-BOOM POW SMASH RAAWWWR!
    - Being Famous for no reason at all
    - Pretty colors
    - Ponies

    Yeah... Tha... Thats about it. LA AMERICA ES NUMERO UNO!
     
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11





     
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    I will raise one for you on Monday. But in approximately 6 hours, I will begin raising several in anticipation of Canada Day, which is tomorrow. Acknowledge our greatness or we will burn down your White House. Again.

    Happy Yank day, you star spangled weirdos!
     
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    Sorry Blue, but It's our weekend too.

    That rhymes. LIKE OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM.

    BA BOOM!!!!!!!

    Seriously, we're all friend this weekend. Lets all get fucking wasted and blow some shit up.
     
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    Huh... I did not know that. I'll be damned.

    Well, in that case, lets all hug and stuff! Abortions for some, miniature American Flags for others! Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

    So, in the spirit of fairness, here are some Canadian topics to talk about, too (based on what I've read of the Canadians here, which pretty much makes me an expert):

    - Drugs
    - Hockey
    - Snow
    - Drugs
    - ... Drugs
    - Heath Care
    - Quebec
    - Syrup
    - Zambonies
    - Pamela Anderson (before she got hot, after she went full-hepatitis)
    - 'MERICA!
    - Lakes
    - Alaska
    - The State (I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!)
    - ... Missouri? Thats where the border is, right?
    - Chater tried to tell me once that London was in Canada... Yeah, good one, Bud-day! Like I believe THAT!
    - Ice cream
    - French people
    - New-found-land
    - Nanooks
    - Scott (He's a dick!)
    - Dudley Do-Right
    - Harry Potter
    - Ghosts

    Feel free to add.
     
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11



    I'll be reporting on my first day of the BP academy on the 4th. So drink a shit ton for me.

    God Bless America.
     

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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    We should merge Canada Day and the 4th of July into one huge holiday. We can re enact the war of 1812, drink Labatt and Budweiser, and celebrate our similarities, not our differences.

    2 rules though.

    1. No Hockey
    2. No Eskimos.
     
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11



    Canada.

    Fuck yeah.
     
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    Can we discuss why the Booty thread is stuck on page 2, between the Finance thread (?) and a thread about beards (??)

    Do it for America Tibettes.
     
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    My brithday is tomorrow. I really want to play hooky from work, and give myself a 4 day weekend to party. It is supposed to rain all weekend. Not cool.
     
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    Nothing says 'Murica like half priced margaritas all night, right?
     
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    I'm going to spend the entire weekend on the lake, burning as much gas as I possibly can while premium is still under $4 a gallon.By Monday, I plan to have figured out how to drive it like this:
     

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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    Mrs. Noland left town with all three of the animals at 6:30 this morning leaving me by myself until the end of July.

    I have given myself the remainder of today and tomorrow off and I just returned form the store with chicken wings and bourbon.

    If past performance is any judge, this will get ugly fast.
     
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11


    Pepper Jack, are you serious?

    The damn beard thread gets bumped instead?
     
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    Maybe someone assumed you would enjoy pictures of bearded men more than you would pictures of boobs. You know, you being a girl and all.

    I'll be back in an hour with another sub-clever, unoriginal hairbrush joke, too.
     
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    Re: Eff It- 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread 6/30/11

    At least it was a dude who was really just trying to show off his cute girlfriend.
     
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    Her boobs were squeezed up a lot. Glad to know I'm not the only person who noticed.
     
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