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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 17, 2012.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    I don't have any experience with that particular position, but I do have experience taking two female bodies and stitching them together to form that anatomical arrangement. This intrigues me. I'll let you know how it goes next time.
     
  2. Crown Royal

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    You see, I TOLD you all this lame-ass "Planking" thing would pick up. Fuck you, Australia. You're to blame.
     
  3. audreymonroe

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    I feel like this would really hurt everything in my lower body and that no man is that strong.

    I just had a strange "small world" thing happen. Another thing that I did with my boredom at work was to put up the ad for a roommate since my stupid roommate is moving to the Upper East Side for grad school like a lameo. I only got, like, 4 responses which is weird because it was an awesome ad for an awesome apartment. I only replied to one, mostly because when I Facebook stalked her I saw that she went to college in the town another roommate and I grew up in. It turns out that she actually grew up there too, and was in the same class as my roommate's older brother/my first boyfriend. Now she lives in Chicago and isn't even totally set on moving to New York. She was just going to move here if she happened to find an apartment, so she was just casually browsing the ads. Weird.
     
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    Plus, in that position as shown, the dude has to use his arms to push his body up, while his hips are thrusting downwards. It kind of seems like you're fighting yourself AND gravity, there, so I probably wouldn't be too eager to try that position.

    Actually, I've found that usually when I try a weird position, I have the same reaction: "huh, there's a reason that I don't do this more often."

    And by "weird position", I mean any sex position that takes more than a few seconds to arrange. Like that lotus thing? Super uncomfortable. And I did not feel spiritual at all.
     
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    With some modification, that position is one of my faves - both bodies totally horizontal. It's very personal and intense. If I dipped my head down like that I'd pass out from the blood rush to my head.
     
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    I get the feeling Cosmo is just the most successful troll ever.
     
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    Is it bad then that I've tried both these things (well, the second one something very similar)? Didn't like either though. In the first one it's hard to thrust so you're just kind of grinding there. The second one...you better limber up them hamstrings.
     
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    It really depends on the height of the bed, in my experience. Mine is too high for that shit.
     
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    I also dig a position that's kind of the inverse of that one: her body mostly flat on a low surface, with my feet planted on the floor and some of my weight on my arms. Something like this:

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    only with my feet on the floor for increased leverage/deeper thrusting.
     
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    Is there something weird about that first one or am I just AWESOME AT SEX.
     
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    This is awesome because 1) K'Naan is underrated as hell. And 2) Nelly Furtado is still stupid attractive. I've been in love with her going on a decade. Just a stone cold fox.
     
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    It doesn't exactly look comftorable, in any way. He's putting all his weight directly into her lower back, which would probably hurt like a motherfucker. The way he's propped up it looks like he just heard his wife's key hit the front lock hours early, or he's trying to catch himself in the mirror Pat Bateman-style:
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    Gotta pay attention to the position of the girl's back. There's a position that's similar, but waaay easier where her back is flat.
     
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    I still feel like I've been there a few times. Had to get a bloody nose and black eye from kneeing myself in this face somehow.
     
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    Okay, I'm going to throw my .02 in because that is a variation of my favorite position. (from a man's perspective)

    The woman is on her back, her legs are over your arms, and the back of her knees are against the inside of your elbows. Your hands are wrapped firmly around her forearms.
    In this position, you get to see all of her facial expressions.
     
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    That's just about the only way they "let" you have sex with them, isn't it?
     
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