Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12 Even though I more or less remember what you look like from a Hangout, I just keep imagining you as your avatar with a GIGANTIC PENIS and it's awesome. Is that creepy? I don't know. I was going to send it as a rep, but I guess I recently repped you. Did that last part make it more or less creepy? I don't care. My sense of boundaries is now completely off when my job consists of asking 16 year olds "Where exactly did he ejaculate on you?"
Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12 Just to add context, your most recent rep to me was about the fact that I maintain eye contact while kissing my male friends on the mouth.
Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12 This is usually followed by "Since he ejaculated on your leg, it would be impossible for that to result in pregnancy." Or, "No, even though he ejaculated on your stomach, there wouldn't be a way for it to seep through your skin and impregnate you." Awesome. That fits in perfectly with my new image of you in my head.
Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12 You know, you could easily influence an entire generation of girls. Just easy things like "the only way to not get pregnant is to make sure he comes in your mouth."
Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12 Dear roommate, I don't know whats worse, hearing your bed squeak awkwardly and out of time as you flop about on top of your gf or going upstairs to change my laundry and hearing you BOTH moan in tandem. Either way, I don't know if I want to shower in water or battery acid. What a horrible visual.
Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12 It's impossible for a human being to be this stupid, I don't care how young they are. Where do you live? Utah? Tell them if they had sex doggystyle, the baby will actually tunnell out through her stomach wall and vomit blood in her face, because conception not done by missionary position causes babies to be born with claws, horns and leathery wings. People this retarded DESERVE to have the living shit scared out of them.
Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12 The only thing worse than overhearing sex is overhearing bad sex. Although there's an exception when it's hilariously bad sex. When I was in Costa Rica, I was about to fall asleep when the girl in the tent next to mine brought a guy "home." I listened to him bang her for exactly seven thrusts and then cum. Her moans were: "OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! Oh..." The biggest saving grace of not going insane is that this is all done chatting online, so we can all laugh hysterically at what these kids come up with and make suggestions like that to each other. Like, "Will giving head give you a nosebleed?" "Only if you're doing it right."
Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12 I was trying to find the story of a girl that had a botched surgery to fix an ulcer in her stomach that ended up getting pregnant after swallowing semen. Instead, I found this on a Body Building forum (alongside a bunch of fucktarded questions on Yahoo Answers).
Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12 From the rumors spread amongst the porns stars Ive heard shaq isn't hung like you'd think a 7'1 black athlete would be.
Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12 That was my first thought. My second thought was 'Her vagina reaches past her liver."
Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12 Even if he's hung like a chipmunk, a slightly enthusiastic fingering could damage her teeth.
Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12 Why do you have a picture of a finger puppet of a smurf that has joined a cult?
Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12 We need to classy this place up real quick.
Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12 Classy, you say? John Daker's middle name is "Classy."