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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 17, 2012.

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  1. ssycko

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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I think the board gave a collective sigh of relief when reading that he has a higher than average chance of not procreating.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    This may or not have been a young TX. back in the day. "He wore a condom, pulled out, and my body fat percentage is so low I haven't had a period in 6 months. Oh shit! I think I might be preggers!111!!12!!!"
     
    #42 TX., May 17, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Are you allowed to recommend other activities in the interests of harm minimization?

    "You know, you wouldn't have to worry about this so much if you just stuck to giving head. Or women."

    Admittedly that might make for a few interesting headlines...

    And this is why I should never be allowed in a position of responsibility.
     
    #43 AlmostGaunt, May 17, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I don't think of myself as particularly large, but regular condoms are uncomfortably tight.
     
    #44 BrianH, May 17, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Ego sizing like for women's clothing? Is this a thing for condoms?
     
    #45 bewildered, May 17, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I can see it now:

    "Honey, does this condom make my dick look big? No? Time for a run to the store..."
     
    #46 AlmostGaunt, May 17, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    It only becomes weird when your girlfriend says, "I saw your friend wearing this same condom last week, and he looked MUCH better in it than you do."
     
    #47 Rob4Broncos, May 17, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Vanity sizing. That's the phrase I was searching for. Whatever, carry on.
     
    #48 bewildered, May 17, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Can you imagine going to an orgy and someone is wearing the same condom? Oh God, how embarrassing.

    They have those color changing badges that detect radiation, why can't they make a condom that reacts to the clap? Turns green in the dark. Or bright red for herpes. Even better, a disease appropriate design like a symbol in invisible ink. "Shit, baby, my dick has hot rod flames on it now. What the hell have you been doing?!"
     
    #49 CharlesJohnson, May 17, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Luminous is the way to go (this is one of the funniest movie scenes ever):

     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I would pay good money for fluoro hypercolour condoms. Visually stimulated indeed. Of course, for those that are aurally stimulated, there is the musical condom, a "force-sensitive, sound playing condom".

    You're welcome.
     
    #51 AlmostGaunt, May 17, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Aren't condoms supposed to be a snug-fit? You know, tight on your Johnson, that way you can feel what you're doing? That's how they've always been for me.

    Unfortunately, I can't cum with a condom on. Maybe it's psychological, but I don't get enough stimulation.
     
    #52 dixiebandit69, May 17, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    You need to change your avatar. I always assume you're a hot chick that wants my giant magnum condom-wearing cock.
     
    #53 BeCoolBitch_BeCool, May 17, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Seriously? I don't think I'm particularly large, and I know I use standard sized condoms comfortably, but my cock is easily inch and a half diameter. I'm at work so I can't flop it out with the ruler to figure out how much by, but is that really a surprisingly large size? I'm not the worlds most enthusiastic cock chaser, but I've always considered it pretty average. I know a guy who's cock is 3" diameter flacid. We're not good enough friends to know if he's a grower or a shower - but I can only assume he uses some kind of bin liner and bungee straps when he needs condoms.

    you can get fluro glow in the dark ones here. They glow yellow / blue or orange I think?
     
    #54 scootah, May 17, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Apparently you haven't spent long enough on the internet.

    That was the info provided on the first link I saw. However, I have now done additional research and according to some site that looked authoritative:

    The Size Chart - Trojan Magnum Size Chart
    Common Condom Sizes,

    1. Durex Ultimate (Standard)
    2 Trojan Magnum (Large)
    3 Trojan XXL (X large)

    Completely unrolled length from tip of reservoir to ring. Held by tip with only gravity pulling it down along ruler.
    1. - 7.75"
    2. - 8"
    3. - 8"

    Girth, measured with tape measure while inflated enough to hold it's form without expanding noticably.
    1. - 4.5"
    2. - 5.25"
    3. - 5.5"

    Suggested condom based on penis size
    6" girth = XLs.
    5.5" girth. = Magnums
    below 5.5" = Standard.

    I'm not really sure where I'm going with this post as my interest in cock starts and ends with Sriracha, but I like to think that somewhere a TiB member is furiously hunting for a tape measure to see if they qualify for a magnum.
     
    #55 AlmostGaunt, May 17, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    The same coworker who was looking at me strangely the other day when I had 'The Beads, You should consider having sex with a bearded man' playing a bit too loud through my head phones, is right now watching me measure parts of my hand with a very confused expression.

    And fuck all of you. I've never measured the girth of my cock before and I'm at work. Measuring my hand is the best approximation I've got right now.
     
    #56 scootah, May 17, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    What is so super-fantastic about having a gigantic wang? Maybe giving girls urinary tract infections (which they love) or have every guy that you're next to at a urinal always approach you with "Look, man. I'm not gay or anything, but..."
     
    #57 Crown Royal, May 17, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I've read the word "cock" too frequently in too short a time that now I simply can't help but be turned on.

    In other news, ohymgod ohmygod ohmygod, we've had this bag of stuff that one of the people who lived in my apartment before me left here downstairs since September, and I was just down there and I knocked it over and this bag with two composition notebooks fell out and a quick flip through revealed that each one is filled with letters between him and an ex-girlfriend when they were both travelling. One wrote to the other in one notebook, and then they exchanged them when they were back together. And he just dumped them in his old apartment along with a bunch of clothes and an unexplained garden hose.

    Last night, I stayed up way too late watching the final few episodes of Breaking Bad so that I would be all caught up. Tonight, I will be staying up way too late reading both of these notebooks cover to cover. I hope they're sexy. I'm going to be so mad if they're boring.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Yeah the Durex ones were the ones that they gave away for free at college, always felt like they were like pinching off everything.
     
    #59 ssycko, May 17, 2012
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Step 1: Send a picture of it to your girlfriend.
    Step 2: She gets drunk and shows it to your best friend's girlfriend
    Step 3: EVERYBODY WINS! BIG PENISES FOR EVERYBODY!

    But in all honesty, having a 4'10" girlfriend and a larger-than-average junk causes more problems than it solves.

    In other news, how awesome is this drummer:

     
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