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EDIT: Long-Ass Memorial Day WDT 2012!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 17, 2012.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    So yeah, I just had this text exchange with The Wife:

    The Wife: I cannot wait to geeeet home and cuddle with 'tchu!
    Me: Woooooo Cuddle Party wooo!
    The Wife: Did 'tchu go to dee store? ........ RAPE?
    Me: Just to get the stuff for dinner.... Wait, what? RAPE?
    The Wife: Eees half cuddle, half rape?
    Me: ..... Sweetheart, what in the hell are you talking about? Rape? RAPE?!
    The Wife: Teeheehee!
    Me: Are you feeling ok? Seriously, RAPE?!
    The Wife:
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    Cut to the 0:45 mark

    So apparently, The Wife has been watching really old obscure comedy movies without me. Still, there's nothing quite like a good rape joke...

    Anyway, who else here is bored besides my wife?
     
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  2. silway

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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I just love the idea that your wife texts with an accent. Even if it's just you making your post funnier, it's a hilarious image.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    It's going to be sunny an beautiful this weekend. I can't wait to spend it indoors playing D3.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I am so ready for this long weekend, it's unreal.

    I'm shopping in the US on Saturday and planting my vegetables on Sunday. I will also grill a shit-ton of meat and drink a shit-ton of beer.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I haven't had a free weekend when I can do whatever the fuck I want since March 24th. So this weekend, with its wonderful weather, I'm planning on catching up with friends (hopefully doing something outside) and drinking a lot of good beer.
     
  6. dixiebandit69

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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    The Toadies have a new single out!



    The first person who can tell me what movie that video is from gets a rep point.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Heading to beautiful Cleveland for a wedding this weekend. It actually should be really fun, if not the greatest of settings. I'm mostly just glad I have a built in excuse to get out of Chicago while all the idiot unwashed hippies are overrunning my city protesting NATO.

    Meanwhile, my hip misalignment has become the biggest nuisance ever. I'm sure its minor and its really just enough that I feel like my legs are different lengths when I'm walking, but my mild hypochondria has exacerbated it to the point where I feel like my whole body is tilted to the side and it feels weird just sitting. Anyone have experience going to a chiropractor for such stuff? I'm just worried I'm gonna get sucked into some long term treatment plan when really I just want to go back to feeling normal while I walk.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Just about to head out to happy hour. I still find it oddly amusing that bars will basically give away their beer for a dollar based solely on an arbitrary day and time. It's not even shitty PBR, it's mostly domestic mirco-brews and the like.
    I also got a text from a former flame who, "wants to stalk someone around the bedroom and was wondering if I'm free tonight." Yeah...I probably can make it over.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Saturday we're going to the KC Zoo for my niece's 2nd birthday. The high is 85 so we'll see how E (who will be 8 months old Saturday! Where did the time go?) does in the heat. I have a feeling we'll end up spending most of the day in the shade or a cool building. My sister is back together with her ex and his mom is coming and she and my mom do not get along. It might be a recipe for disaster. E and I may have to wander off away from the group.

    Sunday is my cousin's son's 1st birthday party. This would be the third 1st birthday party in three weekends, thank God this should be the last one! As much fun as it is to watch kids get cake and icing all over themselves, three weeks in a row is a little much for me.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I'm at the pool enjoying a beverage or two. I have about 2 1/2 weeks to go from Pasty Whitw Girl to Sun Kissed Goddess. This WILL happen
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Evan Williams? Be my friend?

    I picked up ingredients for frozen irish coffees, and I'm defrosting some beef ribs. Today is gonna be awesome!
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    This is the first long weekend since 2007 that I haven't been away on work shit or writing my board exams, and my parents are coming to visit. Allow me to express my enthusiasm via song titles:



    Also coming into town for the weekend are a group of fun nurse friends, and if this weather holds up I should have a great day on the motorcycle.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I may not be mature enough for the adult world.

    I opened up a Powerpoint presentation at work and came across a slide entitled "What is pegging?"

    Look, I don't care if it is a legitimate financial term, there is zero chance of me not cracking up at that.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Fixed that for you.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    This I think is the first May Two-Four hweekend where the weather hasn't completely sucked since Coke came in glass bottles. Usually it's bitter rain, or sometimes-- when I'm camping-- snow.

    But this isn't. It will be nice, so I am landscaping and smoking and drinking this weekend.
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    I'm going to test out my new (to me) digital smoker this weekend with a turkey breast, hang out poolside, and do some leisure reading. It feels good just writing that.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Should be a great weekend. Taking tomorrow off to go golfing at Arcadia bluffs and then a cubs game Saturday. Followed by not one but two flag football games on Sunday. Ouch, but hopefully in a good way.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    My intensive-week-long summer school class ends tomorrow with me presenting the "legislation" I created. This will not be fun. However, I will make up for it this weekend by drinking scotch/Belgian beer and playing with the baby...not necessarily in that order.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Beer league slow pitch at 6, buddies birthday to follow, golf, get up early to cook a roast for 40 for in laws 40th anniversary party, and then maybe more golf.

    Should be a good time.

    Need to mow the lawn and get yard ready for the kids birthday party, but I still have 9 days left to do that.
     
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    Re: Thursday Drunk Thread, 'Cause I Do What I Want! 5/17/12

    Studying for the CFA exam all weekend. Fuck.
     
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