Eau du Humanity

I haven't worn cologne in years, it irritates the shit out of my sinuses. Same with "floral" perfume on other women. I do dig fruit and vanilla scents on women though.

I usually put this on though after a shower/shave. I usually get compliments from the ladies when they get close enough to smell it.

 

Girl I was dating suggested I Yves Saint Laurent L'homme to replace my CK Eternity since it "That's for old people," Even though she thought it smelled good before she knew it was CK Eternity...



I got samples of 1 Million by Paco Rabanne and it smells great, the women like it also.

 

If you want to see what creepy looks like, click on the link and watch the video. Holy fuck.

 

No thanks, the pictures and description were more than enough for me.

 

I get a bottle of this stuff under the Xmas tree every year from my Mum. I use 1 spray in the morning before heading off to work and the bottles last forever. I don't understand how some people spray themselves 5 times and think it's a good thing.



I just randomly pick up a bottle and use it because it's there.

 

I just make a curry every Sunday and that's typically enough for the week.

 

This.

I have never met anyone else who wears this (I always smell dudes' necks, it's my thing), or that have even heard of it, but it is the shit. I have been using it exclusively for 12 years now, and get complimented on a regular basis.

My vocabulary isn't good enough to describe it, just try it.

 

I use Zirh Ikon because it makes me feel like suave French dude. It's a pretty strong smell so I've been thinking of picking up D&G light blue for the summer.

 

I repped this to Frosty, but the rest of you who can't bring yourselves to watch it should at least know this one hilarious thing:

Spoiler

It shows a dude sniffing a bicycle seat.

 

The only cologne I've ever worn really was this bottle of "Paris Hilton for Men" I had originally received as a gag gift.

Thankfully, it didn't smell like Paris Hilton, but it was basically your standard fare men's cologne: leathery, musky, yadda yadda.


Nowadays I just wear Old Spice deodorant. Surprisingly, girls have commented "Oh is that Old Spice?" which is shocking because I can't even smell the stuff on my own body myself + there is usually an undershirt and button down between it.

Hey, as long as it prevents sweat, smell, and keeps the women folk happy, I'll keep wearing it.