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Easter Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Mar 28, 2013.

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  1. Dcc001

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    You know the drill. Please don't post page after page of youtube videos that no one watches. You have been warned.
     
  2. The Village Idiot

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    Damnit, and here I had a whole host of useless youtube videos ready to go for posting.

    Foiled again.
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    Nylar freaks me out for some reason. My daughter really loves nylar balloons and for some reason that stuff gives me the heebie-jeebies. Was IS that shit anyway? Is it its own element or something?
     
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    I watched BloodRayne: The Third Reich.

    Awful film, but holy shit, is the main chick super hot.
     
  5. Crown Royal

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    I don't know what could be a stronger deterrant to watching a movie than a straight-to-video sequel directed by Uwe Boll. You must have some dark bats flying around in your closet.
     
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    The moment about a year ago that I realized that I could deep fry anything I wanted in my temperature controlled wok was the day I was reborn. Who the fuck needs healthy stir fry's when you can deep fry all your vegetables? 'MERICA FUCK YEAH
     
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    Haven't seen Blood Rayne, but House of the Dead is one of my all time favorite so bad it's good movies. Uwe Boll fits in the the genre perfectly because it's obvious how hard he's trying.
     
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    Got me a bottle of Mangria and fired up Workaholics on Netflix. It's going to be a good night.
     
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    Off to Albury this afternoon to play some pong and get drunk then play drunk hockey all weekend dressed like a clown. It's going to be good.
     
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    I went to San Diego yesterday. Went to the beach, and they had a bar there. I felt like getting something appropriate for the beach, (In March. HA!) and got a pina colada. My girlfriend got a beer.

    The bartender gave me a look that said "I can't believe your girlfriend is manlier than you are."

    Doesn't matter... had a pina colada.
     
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    I feel like beach bars should be a judgement free zone when it comes to drink selection, my personal favorite is the headhunter, and I drink it proudly through my fruit wrapped twisty straw dammit.
     
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    Exactly. I understand being called a bitch if you get an appletini in a dive bar, but sometimes I want something that isn't BEER BEER WHISKEY BOURBON JAGERBOMBS BEER BEER JACK AND COKE.

    Shit, I'm paying nine bucks for this crap anyway, I should at least be happy when I'm drinking it.
     
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    For the beach and various hot places like Hemingway drinks: mojitos and Daqs. So refreshing to get shitfaced with.
     
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    The thing is you're in San Diego, not at a beach resort in the Bahamas or Mexico. You're in a proud military town, that yea while having some of the best weather in the world, doesn't really have that beachy attitude. Get a great fresh SD beer and enjoy yourself that way.
     
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    I had exactly one pina colada on the beach in Punta Cana. That thing was cloyingly sickeningly sweet. I couldn't even finish it. I don't know how people drink them. I spent the rest of the trip drinking whiskey sours and margaritas.

    I just finished watching When Harry Met Sally. I love that movie so much.
     
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    I'm stationed in Yuma, just seeing sand that isn't the desert feels like a beach resort.

    I do love me some Arrogant Bastard though.
     
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    If Nylar wigs you out, you must be fucking terrified of Mylar balloons.
     
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    In my defense (and I don't have much of one, I know) - I don't watch any tv (other than news at 6:30) that has a commercial. Therefore, all I generally watch are movies. As such, I've seen most movies currently in rotation and I was desperate.

    Very desperate.

    The boobs were nice, though.
     
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    Fucking PATRON. Its in my blood. Plus it's hot locale themed. Man up BEOOOOOOOTCH!
     
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    So. Last night a friend brought round her very attractive friend. We went out to a gig and started hooking up. Then I realized she was smashed and on her first pill, so I stepped a long way back. And then got to watch as she hooked up with some random backpacker who didn't know his luck.

    Hmmmm.

    And that's why I'm drinking straight spirits at 9am. How's your Easter weekend?
     
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