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Earning Your RedWings

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ghettoastronaut, Feb 8, 2010.

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Have you achieved your redwings?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. No, but I want to.

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  4. I'm just here give Chater a chance to promote his redwings status from Private to Private First Clas

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  1. FuckerTax

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    When I was in high school, my girlfriend at the time and the little whore that she was convinced me that even though she was on her period that whatever the fuck goes on when a girl is on her period "stops" when she gets wet/starts fucking. So we start fucking, with the period being a concern for me I do a few visual observations and everything seems to be going as planned so I forget about it. Needless to say, we finish up, lights go on, blood all over the place. Especially all over the bottom of the white polo I was wearing (we were at her parents house and I would remain partially clothed in case we were ever about to get walked in on.) I didn't do my own laundry and I'm definitely not going to ask my mom to get that weird crusty-blackish stain out of my shirt so of course it got thrown out. I'll never fall for that one again.

    Moral of the story is that periods gross me out anyway and I don't think under any circumstances I would knowingly fuck another girl on her period. I DEFINITELY would not eat out a bloody vag, you sick fucks. Plus, when my girlfriends have been on their periods it's a great time to just cop the covenanted non-favor-returning BJs.
     
  2. Indiana

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    Hell, reuse those sheets and take it to the next level:

    (not safe for mental images...)

    <a class="postlink" href="http://kommiekomiks.com/blood-intro.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://kommiekomiks.com/blood-intro.htm</a>
     
  3. kakutogi

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    My ex was on the pill, so the blood was quite mild....usually.

    But I understand that recent studies have shown a significant and long-lasting decrease in sex drive from using many forms of the pill? I mean, she was horny as hell, but I guess she would have been hornier if she was all natural...

    Double-edged sword, I guess.
     
  4. nickygonzo

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    When I was in high school a girl talked me out of fucking during her period by telling me that, "if we have sex during my period, then it will start all over again and I'll have to go through another week." I knew it sounded ridiculous but I was in high school, what was I gonna argue with her about it? I guess some girls are just sensitive about it and would rather give blowjobs for a week.
     
  5. Striding Man

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    That's exactly what I was thinking as I was reading through this...bunch of sally's!

    The wife and I do it all the time during that time of the month. No big deal.

    I'm pretty sure I earned the redwings with the highschool girlfriend, or at least that's the conclusion we came too... We got blasted one night while the 'rents were out of town, and the last not so clear memory I have is going down. Woke up the next morning with a small bit of blood on my cheeks. Oh well.
     
  6. Pink Candy

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    Mr. Pink still refuses to talk about how Duke fucked him over in 2006 vs. LSU. I picked LSU in the brackets, he picked Duke. He won he got to do me in the other hole. I won, he earned his red wings.

    I took pity on the man and decided the last day of the curse would suffice as the flow is just specks. He was still disgusted. A bet is a bet. Oh, and don't bet on Duke.

    However, I still refuse to talk about how I thought I'd have no problem getting some penis on the second to last day of the red tide as flow issues would be almost non-existent. Of course, this was the day my uterus decided "All the leftover blood and chunks can find their way out...today."

    I guess I should be thankful I don't have a squeamish husband. On the other hand, I was so humiliated by the amount of blood everywhere that I wanted to melt into the floor.
     
  7. Nettie

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    Okay, as a female, a few things.

    Yes, we can *not* know sometimes if we're starting. But usually, the first few hours (at least for me, and the only time it could accidentally happen to a guy) are really light. Quite honestly, there have been more than a couple times that I have gotten up & peed in the right before bed , or morning (you'd notice if you were actually on it!), went to bed to do the nasty, and I started. Orgasms cause a contraction of our uterus! And yes, if you're doing that good of a job, then multiple orgasms will start pushing stuff out.

    When having sex on your period, your natural lube will kind of dilute it, but it's still going to be messy. Never had the problem with completely covered thighs, etc. Probably because when I'm the heaviest "flow", we generally stick to shower sex.

    Yes, we are actually extremely horny even during our period (if you're into sex like I am). To the point that day 3, I've been told to just watch porn & get my toys out, or wait until after work for an extended shower session (see above).

    Personally, never met a guy who *wanted* to go down on me during that time, and I have never let one.
     
  8. guernica

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    I've taken the stance that period week = blowjob week.
     
  9. Sam N

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    Until you get one of those broads that gives you the old, "If I'm not getting any, you aren't either." Then it's time to "smush".