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Earning Your RedWings

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ghettoastronaut, Feb 8, 2010.

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Have you achieved your redwings?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. No, but I want to.

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  4. I'm just here give Chater a chance to promote his redwings status from Private to Private First Clas

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    This wasn't the first time I earned the red wings, but I was heading away for a few months (work-related, of course) and the girlfriend was on her period the day before I was heading out. So, sex was happening, but she was on her period.

    Long story short, we were having sex on the floor with her riding me, and blood was sprayed all over the tile floor and small area rug. Looked like an aerosol can of krylon had been given a few sprays.

    P.S. - these are red wings -

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    And these are considerably more intimidating:

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  2. CharlesJohnson

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    Chalk another up for the second or so time going down on a girl. She was on her period, but I didn't know until I found the tampon string. Kind of a "hmmph" moment and kept my hands busy elsewhere. Luckily, no clown paint for me. You'd figure she'd say something? Now, I did screw the same girl without a rubber, while she was bleeding. It looked like something out of Last of the Mohicans with blood splotches all over my crotch and thighs and hands.

    Blood play doesn't do anything for me. Take it or leave it as long as it isn't MY blood. I honestly haven't had bloodsports come up since that girl. I'd be open to it as long as we laid down a tarp or something.

    These threads seem to be escalating to Chater slyly making a thread to gauge his weirdness on wanting to pee/poop on a chick. Or maybe get pooped upon.
     
  3. slothers

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    focus: I've only earned my redwings once. My partner's period was almost over so I figured what the hell, it can't be bleeding that much. Everything was smooth sailing until I saw my penis afterwards. Coagulated blood isn't a good look down there, the clumps resembled leeches. Anyways we were still horny a bit later (while we were talking about not doing that again) so I proposed that we try anal.

    And duh dun duh, that leads to the first time I did anal.

    There wasn't any lube handy so we used vitamin E. Well after I finished I realized the condom broke because as they mentioned in health, that shit won't work for lube. It was worse looking than the redwings, my penis had a sickly yellowish-brown hue and it was undoubtedly due to a nice sheen of shit.

    I'd do both again though, in a heartbeat. I'll leave the protein snacks for Chater though.
     
  4. Viking33

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    My first redwings came when I was 16. I was dating a gorgeous 18 year old foreign exchange student from the Netherlands and lost my v-card to her. I felt like I was on top of the world and was up for trying anything. Well, one of my friends mentioned "going down on a girl" and if he had done it, well I was for damn sure going to. Well we're in the way back of my 2002 Ford Explorer with the seats folded down, pulled over in a random Central Illinois cornfield. Blanket is laid out, radio is playing softly in the background, everything is set. Start making out, clothes are tossed casually to the front of the SUV, and I find myself with my cheeks buried in her pelvic bone. Taste is kind of familiar... Bit metallic... But weird, it never feels this thick... I wipe my cheek and look down a second. WHAT THE FUCK IS ON MY HAND?? Is that... No way. I ate her out so hard she started to bleed? Wow. I'm pretty fucking awesome...

    Wait.

    "Baby, are you on "THAT" time of the month?"
    "Oh my god. I'm sorry, I completely forgot!"

    I stumbled out of the car and dry heaved into the waist high corn for a few minutes before tossing the blanket out of the car and heading home where I figured I could work shower sex out of her.

    Never again though.
     
  5. The Village Idiot

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    I ascribe to the Ari Gold school on this subject: 'I don't even fuck my wife if she's sweating.'

    Never went down on a chick during that time of the month, and I'd immediately dump her if I found out she knew and didn't tell me.

    Blech. No thanks.
     
  6. Volo

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    All the -real- Ari Golds out there who have wives and follow that school of thought probably don't realize that their wives are cheating on them for being such tools. If she isn't sweating, you're doing it wrong.

    FOCUS: I got my redwings at 17, going down on my girlfriend in the dark. We were pretty loaded and truth be told, I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary until I'd finished, moved up to the missionary (after a subtle wipe with one of the bedsheets) and started going at it. Even then there wasn't any notice until I leaned in for a kiss and smeared all sorts of shit on her face. Guess I didn't wipe well enough. At that point she freaked, lights went on, and chaos ensued. She claims her period just began at that moment. Quite frankly, it doesn't really matter because if it was truly an accident, no worries, and if it was a bullshit story, karma bit her in the ass.
     
  7. scotchcrotch

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    "It's not the taste. It's the consistency."

    Pretty much sums it up for me.
     
  8. MoreCowbell

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    The fuck? Does grade school have a different meaning in Canada, or were you just that much of a pimp?

    I think I was 11 in my last year of grade school.
     
  9. xrayvision

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    My girlfriend uses this device called a moon cup. Its basically a silicone cup that gets lodged in her vaj during her period and catches everything on the way down. I went down on her one time when she had it in and besides a slightly stronger odor, it was business as usual. The cup is placed deep enough that I don't even know its there and nothing can get around it. So my face and mouth were clean.

    I still prefer not to go down on her during her period though, just because its not sexy.

    Her being on her period definitely does not stop us from having sex though. We just place down a towel and go at it. Since shes on the pill, her periods are lighter anyway, so the mess is negligible.

    I used to have a girlfriend, when we fucked one time, when she was on the rag, it looked like I had an ice pick attached to my dick. My whole groin and crotch were covered in blood. We never period-fucked again. But she was very much into anal.

    The current one doesn't like anal, but bleeds very little. Ying and yang.
     
  10. Fracas

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    Got 'em in college, with a long-term girlfriend who didn't think her visitor was that big a deal. Since that was the week I got to ride bareback, it seemed like a fair exchange, and although I didn't especially get off on the blood, the fact that I was doing something that a lot of people consider nasty gave us both a little boost. I never gave a fuck, as long as the comforter stayed clean.

    I think learning to love that gross shit is the last step out of the girls-are-icky treehouse. I'm sure caveman sex was disgusting, by our standards, but that's what got us here.

    Since then, most of the girls I've known haven't even wanted to fuck on their periods. Which, to me, seems like a waste. She's at her horniest, and we're not going to be parents this month. Let's have a party.
     
  11. Pinkcup

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    You need to add another poll option: "People who did not know you could bruise a tongue and are sexually intrigued by Chater as a result of this knowledge." Wow. I'm just.........wow.

    Focus: I think it's fairly common info that most girls fuck on their period. Throw down a towel, follow up with Baby Wipes/hit the shower afterwards...no big deal. Actually, during certain times of Shark Week it's almost inevitable that hormones will go through the roof and make girls go penis-crazy. Dudes that can't overcome their squeamishness in order to fuck get no love from me--seriously, if it bothers you then you have her clean you off afterwards while you squeeze your eyes shut like a nancy boy.

    I actually don't think it's a big deal to go downtown if some sort of blood plug is in place first either-- a diva cup or a tampon. If the idea really bothers you, just keep your mouth on her clit and everything will be fine. But I have to admit that I am a little squicked out by the thought of someone actively eating my menstrual blood. If someone I was interested in really wanted to, I wouldn't turn them down. That would be silly! But I don't suggest it, nor do I expect it.
     
  12. MoreCowbell

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    Frankly, I never saw the problem as long as I'm gonna be taking a shower afterwards. And if my dick is covered in blood like I just did some Conan-the-Barbarian shit with it, I'm damn sure going to be taking a shower.
     
  13. Dcc001

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    Yup, it can relieve cramps and in general make you feel better. You can sometimes be more sensitive, though, so it would swing both ways whether or not you could handle too much pressure/sensation in the area.
     
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    *dry heave*

    Im sorry, but I cant even stick my dick into anything bleeding, let alone eat out. It just grosses me right out, and I will never do it.
     
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    I earned my red wings this last New Years. After the festivities the lady and I headed back to my spot for some action and passing out. She said she was on her period, and I nonchalantly told her I didn't give a fuck. I put down a towel and went to town. First two rounds? good to go. Round three, however, was a different story. As it was my 2nd reload it was a lengthy session much position switching which I think was the downfall. After I finish I look down and my dick is literally purple. I turned the lights on to see what was up, forgetting completely that she was on her dot. As someone said before, its not a pretty sight. She freaked out and pulled me into the shower while apologizing profusely. Then in the morning she made me breakfast in bed she felt so bad. All in all, not a horrible situation seeing how I had bacon delivered to me in bed. Totally worth it.
     
  16. Woody

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    I have earned both my Red Wings AND Buffalo Wings. Only problem I got is when it stinks like looooowww tide.
     
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    Has anyone actually admitted to liking that here, though? Or doing it intentionally, w/o these newfangled cup thingies? I counted one neutral so far, and no pro's.

    I put people who are cool with that in the same category as furries: I admit their existence intellectually, but I like to think that it's a ridiculously small percentage of people. And that our lives would be happier pretending that such people do not actually exist.
     
  18. Dennis

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    It happened once to me, I didn't know what to expect, was fucking her doggy style in a parking lot, got some blood on my polo (it was fucking freezing so I kept it on) and it washed off the next time I did laundry.

    Going down on the girl while you know she is on her period... fuck still can't wrap my head around, you cannibals!
     
  19. bewildered

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    I call bullshit. Blood does NOT come out that easily. My underwear can attest to that.
     
  20. Kubla Kahn

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    I mean I guess pussy isnt the most pleasant tasting thing on earth, maybe the taste of blood is more appealing to some guys who dont particularly enjoy the taste of pooooooontang. Maybe scootah knows the underground clique of bloody snizz worshipers, who knows?