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Dysfunction Junction... what's your Function

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jan 3, 2011.

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  1. JoeCanada

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    Most of the R/R thread post(er)s:

    RANT: Work! Fuuuck! There's this guy at work, Pete, and the other day, he was all like "Bwaa, I'm Pete!" so then I was all like .........
    RAVE: Alcohol!
    RANT: My legs are cold!
    RAVE: [Sports team] won!
    RANT: Flat tire.
    RAVE: Alcohol. That is all.
    RANT: *Spoilered for length* (Because obviously people don't want 600 word 100% boring rants cluttering up the thread... but they still might want to read them...)
     
  2. Flagrant

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    Disturbed

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    Skyello- Single handedly ruined the beard thread with his creepy 5 minute video.

    Scootah- Everytime I see your damn avatar I try to imagine how the fuck someone could draw with their vagina( or was it their ass?)

    Pimptress- For whatever reason, you have always scared me a little bit. Your avatar makes me think that if I ever even put my dick NEAR that thing that you would flex and break it off.

    Ballsack- I don't even know what to say about you, other than the fact that a hope a subway train hits you. I have no idea why.

    That being said, those four people are some of the reason I always come back and read whatever ends up being posted here. Not to mention Frylock and his absurd amount of thread creating.

    Everyone in the book thread- Thank God we have a group of people who can read. It's fucking ridiculous how illiterate people are.
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    KIMaster- Shut Up!

    Kubla Kahn- No, YOU shut up!
     
  4. iczorro

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    Page 1 - 5: Pay Attention to ME!!!

    Responsible board members: <Life Save>

    ;Done:

    Me: freshness.

    No block from standards magical nor mundane.


    You must thin I've hit my head.

    I assure you, we're good out...
     
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Google Adsense [Bot] - Always lurking, never posting. Refuses to give me positive rep, despite me being hilarious and popular. Never replies to PM.
     
  6. KillaKam

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    Samr Seems to know how to enjoy a fine gin beverage. Gentleman and a scholar.

    Frebis is from Ohio...like me. Feel the pain.

    Allord guess I miss that dude.

    Abneretta Boobie Thread
     
  7. Maltob14

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  8. McSmallstuff

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    Crown Royal: I would be even more pissed if I wasn't so high right now!

    Netdatta: You darn kids, get off of my lawn.

    Pimptress: Has killed at least three men, and five women by fucking them to death.

    SheGirl: Absolutely nothing bad to say about her, she seems nice. And six feet tall, not that one thing is related to the other.

    Suapyg: Well of course, I am smarter, more understanding, more artistic, and generally all around better than everyone here, but I am far to modest to go about showing my overall wonderful off.

    Oh, you guys keep it on the hush, but I'm pretty sure that Scootah likes boys.
     
  9. Nitwit

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    Pinkcup

    Will blow her man's head off for leaving the seat up.

     
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  10. DrFrylock

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    Frylock: Knock Knock.
    Maltob: Who's there?
    Frylock: Frylock
    Maltob: Frylock who?
    Frylock: ...
     
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    suapyg is actually a really nice guy, I've even talked to him on the phone about building my son a wooden aircraft carrier. He took a lot of time out of his day and gave me some really good wood working advice. However, our first interaction was something like this:

    $100T2: Hey, I finally got some new wood working tools, and I built my wife this jelly cabinet she loves. Pretty happy how it turned out!

    suapyg: Dude, look at this (link to furniture he built that is made of wood, but looks like it was carved out of glass it's so smooth)

    $100T2: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

    I felt like I was in History of the World Pt 1 and had just drawn on the cave wall, then suapyg came over and pissed on it.
     
  13. suapyg

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    I just wandered back in here and was trolling around and saw this. That's fucking hilarious - dude, I'm so sorry! Apparently two parts asshole to one part "really nice guy."

    I think I can live with that...
     
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