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Dysfunction Junction... what's your Function

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jan 3, 2011.

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  1. lust4life

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    Solaris: Making the case for abortion, one post at a time.
     
  2. Nettdata

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    That's a fuckin insult.

    I figured you'd at least go with this:

     
  3. Senna Vs. Prost

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    I wish I wasn't busy with real life so that I could post here and get a witty description of my online persona made for me.
     
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    Senna Vs. Prost: Likes to use thinly veiled e-sarcasm to feel morally superior to those who frequently post on message boards, while secretly hoping to be loved and accepted by those same people

    There ya go, champ!
     
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    Senna vs. Prost has a severe case of grandiosity.
     
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    Thread fail. It will be reduced to taking blatant unfunny low blows at members you dislike, them lashing out trying to one up the insults and then the thread burns down. I hear sirens already.

    We might as well just do a "Top 10 Most Annoying Fucks Here" thread and get right to the point.
     
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    Pimptress: a collection of male fantasies, capable of both outsmoking and outsquatting you any day of the week.

    Solaris: Unaware that Ireland is a free country now.

    Members who post pictures of themselves in the Booty/Boobie threads: Possibly imaginary.



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  8. Nettdata

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    SheGirl: Panties get all in a bunch every time we bring up Skyello and his videos. Much stamping of feed and loud voices and quivering of lips, but in the end, giggles like a little school girl and remains cute as a button. A 6' tall button, mind you.

    dewercs: Personally responsible for killing half of the cute (and tasty) animals in the civilized world. Was Kevin Costner's technical advisor on Water World due to all the time he spends on boats in the middle of the ocean. Voted best person to be in your group during the Apocalypse.
     
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    Samr: Half deaf, half drunk half hillbilly. Oh and he works at your local daycare.
     
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    ...and mysteriously went missing later when BrianH killed him after being voted #2.
     
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    For the love of God never ever mention my panties and that fucking video in the same sentence. You big bonerface. Gawd.
     
  12. Nettdata

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    See?
     
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    "Wooden man, Wooden man, does whatever a...wooden can...."
     
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    Diablo- Stands in front of planes smugly.
     
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    Everyone: "Well, thank fuck I'm here to set this thread straight with my opinion. Here you are. Don't trouble to thank me."
     
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    Blue Dog: is really the reincarnation of Super Dave Osborne. Only Super Dave doesn't have a free boat.


     
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    dewercs: Fuckin' mermaids
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    Dubanite: The only thing I know about South Africa is that it's far...and it still grows virgins there.
     
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