Frebis: Once in awhile funny, but for the most part grumpy and mean enough to incur day-long bans. Supertramp: Bipolar, unstable, closeted homosexual who is mercifully MIA.
Spoiler Got Your Goat A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man. The Old Man says, "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months." "But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..." Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days." "But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..." Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea...Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board." "But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..." Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention. "But ya fuck one goat..." Pimptress: She is actually Victoria Stillwell http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Stilwell
KIMaster: Clearly years of living in an oppressive socialist regime have led him to scorn western culture despite living in it. Still they could not take his closet homosexual infatuation with Geghard Mousasi away.
I don't think this is a good idea for a thread. This board should be about helping each other and making each other laugh, not ripping on obvious character traits for a cheap laugh. Yes, we could talk about how shegirl makes Rebecca Lobo look like Katie Couric. And yes, I suppose it's a little bit funny that Nettdata's childhood was in black and white and the only reason he makes his own pasta sauce is that his childhood predates preserved food. But despite the rumors, there's absolutely no conclusive proof that Frebis is a maladjusted shut-in shielded only by the comforting light of his television and a protective crust of Cheeto dust. So before this post gets Frylock length, can we just drop it and move on to more important issues? Like Scootah doing guys?
Nom Chompsky: Besides having no sense of humour, he feels the Internet, and the TiB in particular, is serious business.
KIMaster: Thinks if anybody does anything against their established character, THE MOVIE SUCKED. Frebis: Hates his job but loves the traveling required for it. Likes to rip on everyone for being message board losers with no life* but has to ask same losers to help him make a friend in real life. SuperTramp: Canadian, Persian, and hipster. Swears that he has good writing but only wants to submit his b and c material to the board. Most of it sounds like he's trying to be Maddox light, but fails miserably. May or may not be drugging girls to submit their boobs to the boobie thread. Samr: I had a brain tumor!!!!! I also give credence to Brandy Group gun grabbers with my drunken gun shooting fuckery. Did I mention I had a brain tumor?!?! *in my case pretty accurate. Heyooo!
You know, this description would be absolutely perfect if you replaced my username with "Crown Royal". I'm honestly just confused by this one; I am very happy and thankful for where I live, and love Western culture. Focus- Nettdata- Kindly, competent old man who tries to seem hip to all this new-fangled youth culture by making corny, awkward jokes. Kubla Kahn- A would-be hipster/Supertramp saved by a relatively high level of self-awareness and intelligence. Frebis- One of the few genuinely funny fuckers on this board. All that needs to be said. Pinkcup- "All men are evil, sexist rapists out to enslave, torture, and brutalize innocent, doe-eyed womankind! And yes, if a pregnant woman isn't "comfortable" with being touched by a doctor, he should let her baby just die! And if you don't agree, you're a sexist, evil male chauvinistic PIG!!! WAAAARGH!!!" (Sound of foaming at the mouth and blood vessel popping) Dcc001- Normal, sane woman of above average intelligence who clearly lacks people to talk to in her corner of Canada. Or things to talk about. lhprop- A silly, Monty Python-esque character trapped in the body of a Midwestern strongman. Ballsack- Bitter, prematurely bald, borderline insane man who stalks other peoples' message board posts for months, complete with PMs about how awesome he is because of a hot girlfriend. Rapes other men in the ass with inanimate objects and is damn proud of it. scotchcrotch- An impressive man whose smugness and arrogance surpass my own. Game recognizes game, homie.
Nettdata: Mows his lawn naked, scaring local hikers. Guy Fawkes Has half of Massachusetts stored in one of his buildings. Katokoch Talented gun stock maker who gets wood over wood. Suapyg Rarely seen, rarely forgotten. Wise, and knows it, but won't wreck you unless you derserve it (sidenote: wrecks often). Frank Hates CT more than most people hate Jersey (except for the hibachi restaurants...he loves our hibachi). Frebis Rough around the edges, but easily tamed with Bacon Explosion.
DrFrylock: "I did it! I DID IT! Post #300! I have mod powers now! I. AM. GOOOOODDDDDD!!!!" Blue Dog: This guy. Ballsack: "I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. Want to see my BMW and meet my pet space unicorn? GOD DAMN STUPID NIGGER FAGGOT ARRRGGGHHHHH!! MOOOOOOM! MAKE THEM STOP!!!" Crown Royal: "Man, I am SO fucking stoned. Look at this YouTube video you guys! BEST BAND EVAR!!!!" Dcc001: "Here's 29,483 pictures of naked women for your enjoyment. I swear I'm straight. No, really, I am!" Frebis: A 74-year-old man trapped in a 26-year-old's body. May or may not be gainfully employed. Hates everything and everyone. Blames it all on being from Ohio. Beefy Phil: Better comedic timing than an atomic clock, but LOVES the movie Armageddon. You take the good with the bad.
Three fucking pages. Correct me if Im wrong, but it took three fucking pages to even bring up Durbanite? Durbanite-Pray to the good lord Jesus H Christ everyday that you are not this man.
Kimaster- Unhappy with only half the board calling him out, decides to start calling out the other half. Enjoys obscure movies made in third world countries. Won't comment in a thread unless it contradicts the majority no matter how solid the consensus is. Will argue subjective points until the thread is either closed, or goes down in flames. Scootah- Buys sex toys at Sears Pinkcandy- Catches pederasses, yet hates children. A bit of a contradiction.
Dcc- in love with me. That one Skype session got a bit intense. Nitwit- Uses Rohypnol on the regular.
HOW DID HE KNOW HIS NAME WAS ZEKE!!! No. Seriously. I hate people who don't get things. Stop fucking asking me about something I'm watching along with you. Dicks.