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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by downndirty, Mar 29, 2010.

  1. Thorgouge

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    Shia Lebouf and the rest of the main human cast are suddenly murdered by Megatron and the next two hours are Autobots and Decepticons battling to the death in famous cities and the only other humans shown on screen are those dying from collateral damage.
     
  2. whathasbeenseen

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    Shia Lebouf and the rest of the main human cast are suddenly murdered by Megatron except for Megan Fox. The only damage to come to her is that her toe thumb* is severed off and her clothing torn to revealing threads. She watches for the next two hours as Autobots and Decepticons battle to the death in famous cities and the only other humans shown on screen are those dying from collateral damage, except for Megan Fox who just can't seem to find any clothes.

    fixed that for ya.

    *you don't know about the toe thumb?

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  3. WASPnest

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    WALL-E

    The human population, too weakened by decadence save itself, is destroyed, leaving the robots unbound by purpose and free to make the entirely rational choice of self-destruction.

    Fuckin' A, that would be a great kid's movie.
     
  4. Obviously5Believer

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    War Games would be a much better movie if that piece of shit computer Joshua blew the world to shit and the rest of the film was devoted to Matthew Broderick and that hot girl trying to survive in an apocalyptic nuclear winter. I got bored and wanted to see the bombs fall dammit. It's worth watching though if only to have a smug laugh at the gigantic beige 80's PC's and that girls amazement at what uber-hacker Broderick can make his computer do - mostly display text and dial phone numbers.