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Drunken Christmas Caption Contest

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Aetius, Dec 25, 2009.

  1. Aetius

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    Mouse Trap: Iraq Edition!
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I guess I should have seen this coming. Alright, bring it on you fucking honkies.

    We should really just do a compilation of some kind. Everyone willing posts their picture and we get to caption them all.
     
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    What we mean when we say, "Extraordinary Rendition."
     
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    Miming: UR doing it wrong.
     
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    The Department of Homeland Security, or ACME.
     
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    The federal government's plan for detaining prisoners when gitmo closes.

    I'm not creative enough to see through the brown skin and make a terrorist joke.
     
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    Nothing wrong with expanding on the classics. Every good song didn't create a new genre.
     
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    2006 was a much simpler time back the middle east, where the kids would gets their rocks off by playing the old neighborhood game "infidels and insurgents".
     
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    (Weak stereotype joke, I know.)
     
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    It's RAAAAAAAANDY! Tell us that joke about being inside a garbage can while you jump around stage, making stupid noises into the microphone. Funny People fucking sucked.

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    "I Know Why the Caged Habib Sings" by Maya Azim-galou.
     
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    Admittedly, Omar the realtor, was... original...
     
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    In the spirit of Christmas and all.
     
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    RAAAAWK!! HAJI WANT AN I.E.D. RAAAAWK!
     
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    I can change!