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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jan 25, 2013.

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    In non-karaoke related news, this whole "Brony" thing has gone way too far. Apparently there is now "My Little Pony" themed porn.
    Now, it's one thing if you want to see a girl get railed by a horse on a sketchy Ukrainian website, but using children's cartoon characters to play out your sick fantasies is something else. You might even say it's a horse of a different color.

    http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-insane-pieces-my-little-pony-fan-art-by-grown-men/
     
    #101 dixiebandit69, Jan 26, 2013
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    Rule 34 man, everyone knows that.
     
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    This band is butchering Short Skirt, Long Jacket, and it's making me sad. And someone spilled beer on my favorite sneakers today. And I got stuck in a car with three drunk guys that kept farting. After they locked my window.
     
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    Just watched Looper. Meh. Good premise, but slow.
     
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    Also, hover bikes but only two types of guns? Blunderbuss or gat? I'm from the future, we have the technology for time travel but can't keep up with terminology. Still liked it even though time travel movies make my head hurt.
     
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    The most unbelievable thing about The Wizard of Oz is that anyone would want to come back to Kansas.
     
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    I thought it was that the poppy fields weren't full of Afghani women.
     
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    So I'm drinking some "Tennessee Moonshine" that my in-laws brought back from their vacation last summer. It is supposed to be "Apple Pie" flavored, but it is just awful. To top it off, it is stupidly weak, only 40 proof. I genuinely wish we had ANY other alcohol in the house.

    Unrelated note: There is supposed to be an ice storm tomorrow. If it actually happens, it is going to be a long, shitty day. I miss the fake winter where it was 50 degrees.
     
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    I fucking love Retsupurae. So much.
     
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    The shrimp we ate tonight were expired. They smelled okay though. Expiration dates are merely suggestions anyway, right?
     
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    I guess you'll find out in about 24 hours.
     
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    There are not many other foods that I would rather have to see in reverse than ripe shrimp. I don't mind shrimp, but getting sick off it is hell.
     
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    You are just determined to find every fart aroma aren't you?
     
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    A rainbow of smells.

    I cooked it with garlic and butter, too.
     
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    Just go to Olive Garden and really top it off.
     
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    The kind that turn into translucent demons that attack you with nightsticks.
     
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    Every time I visit the garden of turds, I lose a year off my life. Pass.
     
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    They're basically like a gigantic cigarette, only not as cool-looking.
     
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    The karaoke is in Waikiki which is the club/touristy area on the island, so I am pre-gaming. Mmm, tequila that barely qualifies as tequila. All I want are some friggin gummy worms.
     
    #120 bewildered, Jan 27, 2013
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