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Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jan 25, 2013.

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  1. Popped Cherries

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    So it's safe to assume you are just as white trashy as both of these guys?
     
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    All this talk of food here has me starving. Someone make me a sandwich


    This is the most gorgeous chick I've seen, probably ever. Hannah Davis from the DirecTV genie commercial.

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    That girl has stunning eyes, rest of her ain't bad either.
     
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    I love roasted red peppers on a sandwich. Good Italian bread/roll, fresh mozzarella cheese, and any Italian meat like prosciutto or genoa salami. Heavenly. You know they sell roasted red peppers in jars with olive oil, right?
     
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    We used to have this tiny sandwich shop. Italian couple, already retired, opened up a deli because they were bored. One of their specialties was a prosciutto, roasted red pepper, and fresh mozzarella sandwich on homemade bread. They also did an Italian combo that blew my mind. I swear they grew their own tomatoes because I have never had a tomato that good, that red, that perfect. It was red and dripping like a heart. High end coldcuts on there too. That's where my love of mortadella started.

    Then they went on vacation and never came back. I hope they fucking died, those fuckers. You cannot duplicate sandwiches like that. They upped and left me here alone, cold, sandwichless.

    They made a killer pasta salad too, but I *can* make that.
     
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    I never realized how sandwich deprived much of the country was til I moved out of Philly for grad school. I can see how a roasted red pepper sandwich with mozzarella would blow you away if you lived outside of Italian American immigration settlement areas. Hell, even in NYC I find it hard to get the same quality hoagies that are everywhere in Philly. If you ever find yourself here, you must go to Sarcones deli and bakery in south Philadelphia.
     
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    Taking into consideration that I feel mildly accomplished over seeing a woman I fucked appear on Jerry Springer... Yeah probably. Miss White Dress isn't that trashy off-screen; but I while I recognize the two dudes (small town) I don't know them personally so I can't vouch for them.
     
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    I was waiting for it, and not a single person got hit between the shoulder blades with a banjo.

    Ah, young love.

    EDIT: Last Of the Mohicans is on. Booya. The music score in this film is incredible.
     
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    Re: Re: Drunk Thread

    Nah she ain't bad at all; she rarely gets as dressed up as she was on the show though. Granted I haven't actually chilled with her in a couple of years; I mostly just see her at the chain fast-food joint she works at.
     
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    The town I grew up in in NJ had a large Italian population (as well as Irish, Jewish and Polish), so we had several salumerias to choose from, as well as Italian bakeries, Polish bakeries and delis, and Kosher delis. That's the biggest thing I miss living in Texas. Hell, even the majority of the pizzerias here are owned by Albanians and not Italians. Although back there, I couldn't get a po' boy sandwich or a decent plate of BBQ.
     
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    And a Merry Christmas to you, kids. Thank me later...



    ...and I'm going to go curl up into the prone position in a dark corner.
     
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    I miss good sandwiches. The closest satisfying replacement for club/deli/artisan sandwiches are the Thai turkey sandwiches around here. It's basically just turkey on a crusty roll with a vinegar vegetable mix (usually carrots and cucumbers).
     
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    I wish I could have been in the boardroom when the writers for Mad Men decided to put in that scene with Sally Draper masturbating on her friends' couch.

    Writer #1: Hey guys, know what'd be a great idea? If sally were masturbating on the couch at a friend's slumber party.
    Writer #2: Uhh...
    Wrtier #3: Dude...
     
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    lust4life (or any other idiots in Texas), next time you go to Austin stop in Roundrock at Hoody's. Hoody is one of my pops' friends from college. They're both from Wilmington, DE. He makes an awesome sub and cheesesteak (and he and his wife are Good People) . Delaware Sub Shop (local chain in Austin...another guy from Wilmington and Hoody's ex-biz partner) also has great cheesesteaks. Aannnnnnd those are the only good sandwich places I know in TX.
     
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    Motherfucking monster truck rally tonight! Fuck yes! If my 7 year old self knew this he'd have such a boner right now
     
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    Someone decided last night would be a great night to blow up some dry ice bombs. The first happened ~2:00, the next happened around 5:00am. Generally I'm pretty chill about noise at night but really 5:00am? What are you on meth or something?
     
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    You didn't finish it.

    Writer #2: BRILLIANT.
    Writer #3: I already stole a bag of January Jones' garbage from her house.

    I've decided to drink alone tonight. Heavily.

    Expect nudity later.

    In other news Double Bastard IPA sucks ass this year.
     
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    Karaoke becomes fun once you're drunk right?
     
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    I'm gonna co-sign on drinking tonight. It's a drinking night.

    Karaoke is only fun if you're drunk and/or singing. Most people suck so what the evening consists of is tone-deaf people singing songs you already know. Some like, most don't.
     
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    No, it becomes amazing. The heckling gets funnier and the more beer you drink the more you can hit high notes like a Bon Jovi castrato.

    Once you're done pooping in the bar's bathroom you should get up on stage, belt out You Give Love a Bad Name. Inform everyone you just got done pooping a log big enough to split you in half, then slam the mic on the ground.

    You are the party tonight. METAL.

     
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