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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jan 25, 2013.

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    My family friend took me out to tea for a late birthday celebration today, where we ate scones, finger sandwiches, and cookies with our own pot of tea, and then tonight I'm making wings and homemade tater tots to celebrate the Super Bowl that I'm not watching, and since about 80% of my diet has been fruits and vegetables for the past few weeks, I'm pretty sure I'm going to throw up tonight. I almost did it in the bathroom of the tea place wearing white gloves. I'm really not sure if I'm going to make it. But at least I'll purge my little day of hedonism, amirite ladies?
     
  2. Juice

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    Well watching this with 5 people that went to Sandy Hook makes for an awkward experience.
     
  3. xrayvision

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    How do you get the little potato bits to stick together to form the tot?
     
  4. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I basically just make latkes but then squish them into little balls instead of latke shapes, and then instead of frying them all the way, I fry them most of the way and then bake them on the same sheet as the wings for the rest of the way.
     
  5. bewildered

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    Deeply satisfied pooper

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    18. Which I think means that there IS an overlap, because I think lust4life is shipping a girl off to college this year. I am not sure how I feel about all this.
     
  6. The Village Idiot

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    I could easily have an 18 year old kid, probably up to 21 reasonably (I'd have been 19).

    This, of course, presumes that a woman would have had sex with me when I was 19.

    Or now for that matter.

    I'm lonely.
     
  7. lust4life

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    Shipped. Hell, my marriage is older than some folks on here.
     
  8. Angel_1756

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    That sound you just heard was a dozen viagra-doped penises hardening.
     
  9. Crown Royal

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    There's a guy here in town who owns a Souvlaki stand in a bar intersection known as "The Bermuda Triangle." He used to post fights, it would be funny during the videos when buddies of the guys fighting would be jumping up trying to block the camera lens.

    I see a real future in those well-kept young treasures from that family video of Atlanta aristocrats. Look out, Columbia U.

    Public shamings have become a vital tool in showing society how stupid people look when they toss impulse and hindsight aside. They don't all end as wonderfully as New York getting electrocuted in that video, but after seeing what social media did for the assholes who tore Vancouver apart in the Stanley Cup final, it really has become a touchstone for poetic justice.

    Sometimes people get burned WAY harder than they should, though. Anybody remember the Saugeen Stripper? That shit ruined that poor girl's life.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.netplaces.com/rice-cooker-recipes/sensational-starters/mini-indonesian-potato-cakes.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.netplaces.com/rice-cooker-re ... -cakes.htm</a>

    Tots? Fuck you and your tots.
     
  11. BrianH

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    This is from Ballsack, the classiest of devils:

    "Only you would joke about this. Hope ur wife dies in childbirth and ur left with a down syndrome baby with two heads and Crohns disease. Maybe you can pawn that wannabe baller ring since she wouldnt need it anymore.

    Fuck you, mate. Fuck everything you are."
     
  12. Cult

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    I seem to remember this lovers spat between you two having been going on and off for months now. Is 'sack trying to get his wife pregnant and can't?
     
  13. dixiebandit69

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    Well, Li'l Bandit just turned 12, and he knows about this place. He thinks it's lame because his dad is on it. I wouldn't worry too much about our kids infiltrating the board.
     
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    No worries, pops. We view you as our wise, albeit sardonic village elder.
     
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    I don't care if they're absurd at this point, I love these movies:

     
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  16. Nom Chompsky

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  17. BrianH

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    Wish I knew. Here's a PM he sent me:

    "I wish nothing but harm and ill towards you, your wife, and that sad sack of embryonic shit gurgling in her uterus.

    And maybe that doesn't bother you. Maybe you brush it off.

    But Next time you're in harms way, think about that fact that, unlike the umpteen million soldiers who have nothing but support and desire for their safe return....you have one guy, just one guy....hoping you never make it back."

    A happy, happy guy, he is.
     
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