Are women actually ejaculating something when squirt or is it just pee? I have a hard time believing this isn't pee: NSFW
And all of you people wonder why I love Texas so much. I feel like re-heated shit right now. I was up until 2 AM last night/this morning putting in a transmission on a truck, and then I had an 8:00 AM engine performance class to go to. As I was listening to the alarm go off, I debated on whether or not I should go to class; it's a Friday, and it's the second day of this class, so we probably won't be doing much.... Buuuuut, I'm angling for a job at this college when I graduate, and I don't want to look like a slack-ass. So I dragged my tired, sore ass out of bed and went to class. When I got there, the instructor told us to just read some chapters, and we'll discuss it on Monday. Class dismissed. Fuck. I need a beer. Now here's the White Stripes:
I need to remember NSFW doesn't mean "Really cool picture" it means "Don't open at work." Conditioning of this place, I swear. No its actual squirt. I've been with two squirters. When it comes out, it is a gush. Most girls have to to practice for the high pressure super soaker move. Also, you can tell its not pee because its a short burst and they can do it again later. The liquid is called para-urethal fluid. I think I read all women "squirt" but it actually goes back into their system, is the feeling of the girl getting wetter after an orgasm. Some girls it comes out, and voila.
I know we're discussing several important topics on the board right now and blabbity blah. But here is something truly important. Spoiler VS Spoiler Specifically, Fry. Neutral Good or Chaotic Good? I agree with the professor being Chaotic Neutral as opposed to Lawful Evil. He's not Evil, he just does amoral shit sometimes.
So... I think I just got asked to plan a work event... for a bunch of 30- and 40-year-old women to go see the New Kids On The Block tour with 98 Degrees and Boyz II Men.
Also, they've done tests -- it might contain some urine, but for most women, it's not. In porn, it very well might be. But sometimes porn is supposed to suggest a situation rather than depict it. Think of it this way: people actually bleed when they get shot, but sometimes, in movies, they use dye and corn syrup to create that impression, because they don't want to make somebody bleed on cue. And the volume and distance of squirting definitely varies, even from time to time with the same person. Holy shit if you get me wound up I will never stop talking about this.
Was feeling a little like I needed a drink yesterday so I put my drinking pants on and went down to watch a couple of mates eat some ridiculously hot chilli and cry like little girls. Get down there and ten minutes later the ex walks in, fuck me did that hurt. Queue me drinking things a lot quicker and now it's Australia Day, kind of like your 4th of July, so it's time to do it all again.
Admit it, Donnie still gets you hot. You'll be hangin' tough all over that sweet receding hairline. Oh oh AH oh oh!
Yes, what Nom said. Porn has a lot of fake shit anyway. The two girls I've hooked up with were triggered two different ways. One only could do it riding on top, the other could only do it while getting head. You'll see real squirting mostly with solo scenes. Any of those lesbian squirt bukkakes are fake. I can talk about this all day. Love squirters.
MOTHER OF SWEET SUFFERING JESUS FUCKING CUNT CHRIST SHITBALLS FUCK my fucking THROAT. Fucking fuck this fucking tonsillitis in its fucking eye. Every time I swallow saliva, liquids or, God fucking forbid, semi-solid food, it feels as though someone's pressed a red-hot poker against the back of my throat. On a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is a pinprick and 10 is a broken bone, I'd say this is seriously hovering in the 6-7 range. I have this continuous fucking ache in my throat, and if I swallow it's sometimes bad enough that I get teary-eyed. I've knocked back fuck knows how many ibuprofen and paracetamol, does shit-all. Soothing analgesic spray, does shit-all. Honey tea, does shit-all. I went in there with a cotton swab to clean some of the gunk out and it's like the inside of my mouth is rotting, there's this fucking pinkish white gunk all over the place. Also, you never really notice how often you do something unconsciously (in this case, swallow - giggity) until it hurts to do it. Whisky isn't helping either. Pray for me.
Jesus. She'd fire hydrant while your face was down there? Did you wear Gore Tex or were snowboarding goggles enough?
Shit, homey, stop by my work sometime. There's always a few narcotic bottles that contain some extra pills... and as long as nobody else finds out, I don't have to write a letter to Health Canada about it.
I am getting into six packs of Deschute's Black Butte Porter and Bell's Special Double Cream Stout tonight. Two fantastic beers with long names. I also haven't listened to The Doors in a long time.
Hornsby's was great, but not comparable to beer in any way. When you want beer, you just want beer. I have a horrible sweet tooth though, and a Hornsby's would really be excellent.
Cider was the first thing I ever vomited from alcohol. Grower's Granny Smith, I was seventeen. It was just fucking horrible, I threw up all over the basement stairs running for the bathrom like a spilled tanker truck. I'll remember it long after I forget my own name. To this day I can't smell hard cider without feeling queezy. It's like a blocked-out uncle that molested me.